Parc, winner of the best bread, is one building over from my old apartment!! And a few blocks from my current one! Can confirm their bread is really really good!!

Narrowly avoiding getting run over by the eagles-themed uber while it’s blasting “I will always love you”

Gizmo, a tabby cat, cleans his toe beans.

Clean man…..man of the beans……man of the cleanest beans!

I used to always be on the subway. Now I’m always on the Bus

I am the perhaps least conspiracy theorist-minded person in the world. Someone’s gotta be the biggest sheep and it’s me!

Wow this is so kind!!!! I am so honored my friend!!!!!

It feels so good to be represented as a member of the disgusting minor ailments community….

On the other hand, I love Erin Jackson, America’s speed skating champion WITH ECZEMA

I wrote a poem about sitting in pee on the subway and it’s featured in here!!!! Thank you @barrelhouse.bsky.social!

I learned that too!! Apparently his Instagram handle used to be “lutzboy” and he changed it to some variation of “quadgod” as soon as he landed his FIRST quad

I saw him and I was like oh I just KNOW that kid loves Elon musk…..then today I found out he 1) wrote and recorded the voice-over narration that’s played during his songs and 2) once had his own AI chatbot for fans to use to ask ‘him’ questions

Googling increasingly obscure phrases to find more hater threads on the quad god

I love RHUBARB

I have distressed a massage therapist again

Every day I am just saying the wildest stuff. “Slipperiness in the room might be caused by Vaseline feet”

Gizmo, a brown and white cat, peeks out from behind a shower curtain.

Gizmo, a brown and white cat, peeks out from behind a shower curtain and holds it with his arm.

We are soooo obsessed with the shower lately!

Hey!!! This is so nice!!! I am so moved!!! Also this did happen to me lol

I would love if you could read the new poem from me (www.mudroommag.com/grace-alvino) and the rest of the wonderful issue!

It’s the only dog show in the country that lets you meet all the dogs and pet them!!

YES and if you buy tickets far enough in advance they’re only like $20!! More friends here

Here are some of my pics from this year (I’ve gone the last three years lol!)

No!!! Which is really funny!! I think everybody just kind of…..collectively agrees to keep silent? But I’m sure someone is posting about it somewhere before it’s televised!!!

Right back to you my dear friend!!!! I am touched ❤️ Also did you know I was AT the national dog show!! (They pre tape two weeks early lol)

The more posts I look at the more normal I become. It is so soothing to me

Sascha, a black dog, on a couch in a puffy gray and pink coat.

Hi friend!! We are doing well!! Check out sascha’s new winter coat! How are you?

Sascha, a medium sized black dog, under a table with plants and flowers.

Hello from sascha in the plant store!

Fifty Days at Iliam. Shield of Achilles

Fifty Days at Iliam. Shield of Achilles www.wikiart.org/en/cy-twombly/fifty-days...

I think I sold mine :(

I hate when I figure out someone is hitting on me because I am always hoping every interaction is the start of A Beautiful Friendship

Does anyone else SHUFFLE. Has anyone else had foot drop since always