They're doing this to me tomorrow

sage ejaculation

Never kill yourself

through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot, enkindling my fog with a heavenly ray

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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bought a movie ticket today, only had to reset a password twice, do two rounds of 2FA and log in to three different platforms

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

fabienksecondhalf12hourloop . wav

many people think Maynard James Keenan is the most annoying man in rock music but it is in fact Dan Boeckner

doug ford cottage address

So great to be back.

god do i need horrible things to happen to David Cochrane, penis shaped spokesperson for petroleum fueled genocide

the phrase "the price at the pump," like "go leafs go" is hoser blood and soil

Tape 05 YouTube video by Boards of Canada

this is Coachella for white guys

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgh...

has Corey Atad defended the G**se payola yet?

Ukrainian president says robots captured territory from Russian soldiers YouTube video by NBC News

the first time i ever heard this cokehead comedian's voice i shot milk out my nose

youtu.be/XiGwWwcnT7M?...

oh no bluesky is down now I can't be lectured about how following resistance channels on twitter is "materially supporting csam" or some shit

we don't need to go on pretending Chapelle was ever funny

Hospitalization rates for illnesses like COVID, flu have doubled since pre-pandemic, report finds | CBC News Striking new data from the Canadian Institute for Health Information (CIHI) shows hospitalization rates for vaccine-preventable respiratory diseases more than doubled in 2024, compared to pre-pandemic...

shoutout to online leftists for browbeating me into not caring anymore, you win you freaks

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

2 Long 2 Legs

u played urself habibi

oh okay

u played urself habibi

I like a lot of music which could generously be described as "unlistenable" and without hyperbole Geese is the worst thing I have ever heard

on average i forget 12.5 epiphanies per night

John Hurt in a cryopod in Alien, as described, laying down

ALIEN is in my top 3 favorite movies for many reasons, and mystifyingly none of those are “John Hurt shot in a diaper at an angle you generally would not want to see a man in a diaper”

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

I'm working backwards through David Cronenberg's filmography and as much as I like his late work I can't shake that it looks and sounds like TV