Texas politics is about doing as panhandle billionaires demand, not what the people want or need.

And to have it marketed by having Tim Curry in a slinky gown is just irreplaceable nostalgia.

Pretty sure hundreds of thousands of school kids made to read Homer are nodding. “Fockin’ ship-lists… Ima stuff ‘em in a corpse.”

No way in the world you'll convince me they didn't draw Fred with him in mind...

Secret Service Detail: "Oh, a marath...a... wait, what?"

I wonder if he remembers why we cancelled the Concorde.

So children aren't under "human services" anymore?

Has anyone notified the Supreme Court?

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

Sorry, I can’t do that right now. I’m busy watching my husband on our doorbell camera trying to coax the neighbor’s cat over for pets.

Still the best Super Bowl halftime show ever.

I hadn't listened much to him, but when he let loose on that solo for Purple Rain, I was just a goner.

"Hey, so he was a child rapist and probably murderer. He put together some killer investment packages. Nobody's perfect."

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Could Markwayne Mullin explain why he wants to shoot Minnesotans?

The question seems to follow parallel logic.

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

"I know you meant well. But that portable trampoline just isn't going to give me the air Ted is getting over there on his full-sized Bounce-a-Rama."

In other news, "Vegetable" and "Vegetarian" have received an additional "g."

Grab-Bag for Monday Eggs, Kash, and How To Be A Republican

"Mike Waltz is not a fool. He’s ex-Special Forces and has done significant committee work on national security. He is, however, a Republican and an appointee of the Trump Administration, which means now and then he has to cosplay as a total imbecile."
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Eugene Onegin II: The Onegin of Species.

patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing in front of a window with the words panic written on the floor . ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing in front of a window with the words panic written on the floor .

"Discuss the midterms."

Har.

It's Queens for "bazillions." We're winning the war by bazillions.

I don't know of anybody rooting for Iran to win this war, but everybody I know is rooting for us not to have fucking gotten into it.

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

I thought mRNA vaccines turned us into liberal trans drones through wi-fi.

Oh. Turns out it can save an otherwise forsaken life.

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

Doing a budget and deciding you can’t afford to participate in a general strike isn’t “sunk cost fallacy.”

Because he's always playing a game, and you're not permitted to know the rules until he claims he's won.

Your life is far, far better than it was under Biden, if you ignore the costs of fuel, healthcare, and, well, living.

Leaving Congress to spend time with her remaining brain cell.

Thanks, yes, sorry! Got distracted. Blame the cat…

Not everybody has to do what I do, but then, all I’m saying is I don’t have to do what you do.