me hard launching my new situationship in the group chat

younger coworker told me she wants to date “an older man..like 30” and it ruined my day

nice

“You’re so funny”
Thanks, my parents met in rehab

Gaza is not defined by death but by love

This was ALWAYS about occupation, ethnic cleaning, genocide, land grabbing, colonization, Zionism, imperialism.

The juxtaposition of my feed right now is heartbreaking. Between videos of resilient Palestinians sweeping the streets of Gaza with plans to rebuild their city are those of two war criminals announcing their ownership of the very same land. Further proof this was never about hostages or hamas

there is seriously nothing like drinking 3-7 beers

I took to the bed (rotted)

another brutal day at the office (haven’t left my bed)

I love midge

going to visit midge next week

Delusional? Woman has been saving reels to send to her ex incase they ever start talking again

like how did I sit through multiple 3 hour university seminars weekly for 4 years

as someone who only got her ADHD diagnoses in her 30s it is truly a miracle that I have made it this far in life unmedicated

I don’t want a boyfriend I want a cat that commiserates with me

last chance to try a cherry blossom for the umpteenth time and decide you still don’t like it

I can do brave things like get my drivers licence

viva viva Palestina 🇵🇸♥️🙌🏼

a customer asked me what the B in BLT stood for I’m on the edge

a big part of my brand is looking just a little bit ugly

childless women in their 30s love telling you about their autistic cat

at least once a day at work I have a customer who acts like they have never been to a cafe in their entire lives and I am now their teacher

the cringiest person out there is someone who doesn’t know how a cafe/restaurant works

kinda bullshit I’m on