Jim Varney?

a man wearing a baseball cap and a blue vest ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a blue vest

Just referenced the Ernest movies to a 28 y/o co worker who had absolutely no idea what I was talking about

Shamon! Er I'm sorry I mean come on!

I want this to be a play on hook, line, and sinker but I just can't convince myself

Animal Collective

Raw, dog

You're trying to sell one sweater? Like from their closet at home?

Oh shit Apple's cooked.

Or...not cooked?

Fuck it I dunno

Y'all better make sure to bring a LOT of those alcohol swabs

09.11.2026 8PM AUSTIN, TX Hogg Memorial Auditorium BUY TICKETS

Awesome. And I assume @dijcrap.bsky.social will be hitting the show in TX

I am 99% sure that dude's white hat says "Deep Funk and Devine Intervention" bc I own the same hat.

I'm hitting the NYC show, are you?

The only time this went wrong is when someone left the butter dish on top of the toaster oven when cleaning the counter. The next morning, it wasn't just the toast that was covered hot golden deliciousness

That's fine and I won't judge you for it bc I'm also a relatively late convert. But now that I'm there it's the only way to go

Y'all keep your butter on the counter, never in the fridge, right? Right?!?

If only I was as good looking as the two of you; I hide mine bc otherwise I spend the whole time thinking about shit like "man, the way my hair is falling today makes me look more like a 60's housewife than a cool rock n roll guy"

When you're in a Zoom/Teams meeting, do you hide your self-view or are you a lunatic?

RUN DMC - Mary, Mary (Official Video) YouTube video by RUNDMCVEVO

I see your BBB and raise you Run DMC

PK is wearing the widest leg pair of pants imaginable standing in front of a hockey net in studio

PK Subban's wearing formal JNCOs

My birthday's coming up soon, and my eyes got wide as I spotted my wife had written a list that included "Scott birthday." I looked closer. It said "Scott bodywash"

I only noticed a year or two ago that in 50WTLYL, the music during the verses is real chill and conspiratorial, then in the chorus it's soundtracking someone running away. Such subtle brilliance

Lmk when we talking bout wattleznext

This sounds really cool and I'd love a copy, thanks!

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

Repost & reply to enter.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

What was the biggest swerve of all time that resulted in the biggest anti-pop?

Bouts of wrestlemania are often followed by down periods of wrestlepression. People who deal with this are called Intercontinental

I've finally reached the point where I see these pics and think "that's the guy who has his record player on a changing table" instead of "wait, does that guy have his record player on a changing table?!?"

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.”

America’s Mayor can’t miss.

- A caveman watching Hair