Id like to think “only can watch celebrities if they’re castrated” is a type of guy that made the third search result so popular.

Can a chud find his foid?

Director Chud Apatows the 40 yr old incel

I didn’t choose the chud life, the chud life chose me

I’ve done that since I was kid but try to play it off like I got up to get something now that I’m older.

They make you praise Charlie Kirk,but really he was just a jerk.

The fellas at the freakin FCC

You’re like the biblically accurate Dennis miller

Been curating this list for a while. Rate my picks.

You get your look eyed at?

If that’s the handsome one what does the ugly one look like?

I’m assuming either some mail got mixed up or you saw this freak online and bought it

Who tf ordered that in the first place lol

Welcome back Gene Hackman

Wokes gotten so bad they’re hiding The Things luscious rocky tits behind a shirt

Gooning is to fapping what rizz is to swag.

We’re just making new internet words for the same couple of subjects over and over.

King of queens fan huh

One of the most famous ppl ever (Sebastian) and two no names.

Now to introduce myself, I’m Larry, a divorcee. The right is my kid Terry, he collects Funko Pops (whatever the hell that is) and ignores his dad. Not a lot of ppl know this,but he auditioned to be the rizzler for those Costco fellers!

Well Terry, you’re still “the rizzler” in your families heart.

How it feels logging on every day,morning,night and afternoon. #yupilovebluesky

Just got back from picking up my grandson from band practice. Any women under 60 on here? #silverfox #eagerbeaver

Me when I see a sex offender

Nope!

Yeah ppl are going to join BlueSky….but it’s kind of…inevitable?

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt.

Ya know, Godzillas actually the name of the man who made the monster

Saying douche like touché when an arrogant person has a point