I’ve been chasing the rush of asking someone “is Pepsi okay?” Ever since I left.

I had to zoom in to see if Demi Moore’s face was there

Ye Olde 365 party girl

“I like books with pink covers, and Jane Austen”-Annie (Bad Girls Club Season 3)

And they’re all bottoms😤

It’s not a want, it’s a NEED.

Remember at the start of the year when the American government confirmed aliens were real and we were like….so anyways, here’s brat.

Queen have you brat summered the new Wicked vaccine? There’s a new tortured Covid variant? Juno pose down to the Khai asylum and get the Substance.

GIVE HER LITERALLY WHATEVER SHE WANTS. I DON’T CARE. LAUNCH CODES? MY FIRST BORN? THE ABILITY TO PROCESS DAIRY? WHATEVER SHE WANTS JUST MAKE IT STOP. FOR THE LOVEOFGODMAKEHERSTOPICANTANYMORE

Just listened to a classical

They need you to open up somehow.

Just thought about crying but then I looked in the mirror.

Seated

Doing my sound bath before bed. Night divas!

I finished watching “Girls” and “Looking” this month for the first time. I’m now the most insufferable person in 2014.

I’m trying to find my groove

My fav thing about so many fellow screenwriters following me is that NONE of the response to anything I post after 9pmEST. Bless you smart bbs and get that sleep I’ll hunt at night for all of us.

You think they got Sophie on Sing King karaoke?

Chudai

Today I woke up at 10. I’ve shamed my yesterday self. Yesterday self can you forgive me? I fear I flew too close to the sun. I shall repent today. Yesterday self…I will make you proud.

I think you know me well enough to know I’m everywhere! Like God or student debt

Call it whatever you want, but you not following me AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH is why I asked for a divorce….also it’s a skeet.

Okay I’m going to bed like a good boy. Good night divas! Try not to be to slutty while I’m asleep! Tee hee just kidding! I’m sex positive! Be the best kinda skanks you can be! Hahah awe xoxoxo

Being so famous on one app and coming here has humbled me. (R/joke)

Roan* whatever I’m (hypothetically) CRYING?!

Okay what IF I just started crying in the middle of this Lush? I need to know what the protocol is for dealing with fat bearded gay man sobbing that doesn’t involve soothing with a chapel roam vinyl, or a Switch game.

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