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Baby boy, my beloved crocomire

Seriously though, how many times can these people see the same few characters wandering througha building and then a sewer and then a secret underground lab before they want something new? Could they not just go play re1-3?

Zach Cregger's Resident Evil is gonna be a new story with new characters set in the resident evil universe, but largely disconnected from the original games? Pshhhh, Capcom would never do that, this movie is gonna fail for suuuure

I'm doing a raider playthrough and i already had like 10 settlements under my wing from killing the settlers and stealing the workshops so minutemen was the easiest faction to get me into the Institute but i didnt wanna join a faction so i left immediately and put Preston in a room

Y'all ever just put Preston Garvey into a box? Like lock him in stocks inside a little concrete cage with a window in front of him for tomato throwing?

This will destroy the thriving Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure community

If spunchbop was made in woke modern times they would be called merfolk person and barnacle child

Y'know people are going back and forth about hwether they think Leon is married to Ada or Claire or Ashley or Sherry(for some reason) but i dont think it's any of those. Out of them, Ada is most likely, but she definitely doesn't seem the marrying type. What if it's Hunnigan?

They dont actually care who lives or who dies as long as a white man is the one making the decision

Its not about being for life, its about being against female autonomy

I adore this movie, the hate is not justified

Don't worry, he'll stop being useful soon enough

Nah, the alien parasite things need a lot of water and the caffeine dehydrates and kills them, they snort it to prove to each other theyre human, like the blood test scene from the thing

And of course hes not even wearing the helmet

I would assume he representa some black market arms business or something, "we" referring to the organization

So does everyone think they're gonna remake code veronica or re-remake re1 next?

If i have to wait 6 months for another batch of steel ball run episodes i will personally skin the entire board of directors or whatever at netflix i swear to GOD just give me an epsidoe a week PLEASE

Don't let the woke armchair historians fool you, Jesus was a 6'4 white republican gun owner, it's in the bible

ChatEGG tell me where the chaose emeralds are

AI is so comically bad for the environment it plays out like a dr eggman plot. "I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, HEDGEHOG! I'VE CREATED A MACHINE THAT CAN THINK FOR ITSELF! And it it cost was ALL THE WATER ON MOBIUS!"

I don't like the people saying Grace is "too scared" or whatever in RE9, she's a desk jockey with anxiety who just got kidnapped from the place she watched her mom get murdered and you expect her not to scream when Admiral Big Baby Andy is chasing her around a spooky hospital?

Buttercels are getting brutally flavormogged by the Kettlechads and Caramelmaxxers, big big things happening in the popcorn community

lowkey hytale is kinda already better than minecraft

And they will still insist that gordon is republican jesus and big boss is the coolest guy ever because they dont actually pay attention to the games they play, they just like when gun go bang bang guy fall over

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They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

Has your "dog" gone "missing"? Just send us a picture of your "dog" and we'll tap into peoples security cameras to find your "dog" for you so you can "rescue" your "dog" and bring it "home!" It's TOTALLY not for the new Gestapo or anything. Its to help you find your "missing dog."