Its an older man wearing a t shirt that's says on the back "Never underestimate a man who was born in SEPTEMBER Even the Devil on my shoulder sometimes whispers "WTF are you up to now?" Its a black shirt with many different fonts he seems to be in a grocery store in the soda section
Drop something red!
#nerdlings
omg did you hear what the pope said? epic ownz, donald trump will never recover. anyway i hope i don’t break my leg near a catholic hospital bc im trans and i dont want to die of gangrene while they refuse to treat me <3
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
I hope estrogen helps her
Go off queen 👑
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
Artists, if you see this, post a dog!
The christofascists over in the US will say some shit like "real god-fearing christians hate functioning infrastructure" and then the pope will go "actually with infrastructure you can go get catholic guilt in church more easily" and a bunch of people will go "wow. the pope is so good" like no.
back from my break with more silverbullet
#deadlock
Drop something red.
Drop something red
Xarl just wants to crack open a few cold ones with the bois of first claw.
strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news
A big hall decorated to be vaguely medieval.
A woman on a white horse, a spotlight blazing down on her.
Actors in medieval costumes riding horses. A line of alcoholic drinks litter the foreground.
Knights charging across a stadium. A line of alcoholic drinks litter the foreground.
Went to Medieval Times for the first time today! Had a good time getting sloshed and watching fantasy wrestling on horses!
Cis people who did some thinking before coming out to themselves as cis tend to be some of the most reliable, honourable and secure people I’ve ever known.
I finally got to working on some Blood Knights. They're basically a whole unit of heros so I want to show them off individually.
#soulblightgravelords #bloodknights #ageofsigmar #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity
People keep all out defending against my rocket launchers so I have no choice but to shoot them with a mortar first to shut that nonsense down! 💥 💥
#WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #AgeofSigmar #Warhammer
Three women in blue power armour with black/grey robes. The lead figure is bare-headed and carries a large hammer. The two figures behind her have masks made to resemble a kraken. One carries an ornate banner decorated with a kraken and several skulls, the other bears a hammer and a shield.
A group of figures in blue power armour and black robes. They all wear kraken masks and carry shields and hammers.
A single figure as described previously. Here follows fluff: On Manawyddan, it was common for the Cailleachs - sea witches - to surround themselves with a guard of noble warriors, all bearing a spark of witchcraft. These warriors could not themselves work the tides of the unseen, but their tie was undeniable, manifesting in unusual luck, flashes of foresight and other such minor miracles. Their duty was simple - it was not unheard of for a witch to go soaring with gulls or commune with the deep and come back beset with madness, or followed by some terrible spirit of the waves. In these times, her guard would act to protect both the Cailleach and their tribe while the witch fought to control herself and battle the great and terrible forces of the spirit world. In the worst times, they would act to mercifully end their mistress should she lose herself entirely. When the tribes of Manawyddan became the gene-stock for the Krakenborn, both the Cailleachs and their guards came with them. With the training and discipline of the legion, the Cailleach Guard no longer needed to watch their mistresses for possession, but formed a bodyguard to protect her from mundane foes upon the battlefield. To show their rank, they donned robes of kelp-cloth over their warplate and helms fronted with a silver mask of intricate make. Veterans all of a hundred battles, they took for their arms the krakenhammer, a dreadful piercing weapon crafted from the ever-sharp fang of a leviathan of their homeworld. Paired with a shield, they could keep their foes at bay and deliver punishing blows to crack ceramite with ease and pulverise the bone beneath. Though originally their foes were purely flesh and blood, during the heresy they found their spark of connection to the warp made them exceptionally skilled at battling the neverborn. Guided by their cailleachs, they sought out the possessed and the incarnate to destroy their physical forms and banish their immaterial evil back from where it came.
The Cailleach Guard, elite bodyguards and hunters of the neverborn, for my late heresy/scouring #Krakenborn
They saw the table last week and took down a squad of Gal Vorbak, so I'm very happy with them so far! 😃
(Fluff in alt text of third picture)
#warhammer30k #horusheresy
Khorgos Khul, chaos khorne lord with flesh hound
Khorne standard bearer chappy
Khorgorath. A huge red monstrosity covered in brands and skulls
Khorne chap with trident dagger and multi lashed whip
I dug out a box of old-ish painted minis (only 10 years or so really).
Here's some of what was inside.
Starting with some Khorne from the original AoS set
Some evenings downtown Baltimore is just impossibly beautiful and peaceful.
Person in a ruff skirts and yellow moon mask holding a sword and the other had is a crustacean claw
A short pilstolier with a breastplate, yellow and red doublet and warm brown hat
A figure in dirty white robes and a yellow mask holding a staff with a large yellow moon on it standing next to a sign that says "pontblyddyn"
A figure in yellow and red clothing holding two knives and wearing a spiky sun mask
Not done a lot of yellow recently but heres some!
Loving all the amazing yellow painting folks have done!
#nerdlings, #FindFolkFriday
Warhammer game from above.
Warhammer game from above.
Warhammer game from above.
Warhammer game from above.
Continued my streak with IJ by tabling ogres on her turn 2. Ragerz came in clutch with a counter charge to kill enough Maneaters so that they didn't wipe out my brutes turn 1. So many of my units having anti infantry made clearing models super easy.
#nerdlings
WE TRIED TO TELL Y'ALL.
Leo is just as anti-queer and anti-trans as his predecessor (who, pr aside, *very* much hated queer and trans people).
A photo of a painted Belakor miniature for Warhammer 40k. A large blue/black demon with purple batlike wings and glowing orange flame-sword.
A rear shot showing of the demon's wings
A dead ultramarine on his base, lightly charred
A photo of both the huge plastic belakor and the reasonably sized metal belakor. Big "dont talk to me or my son ever again" energy
Last time I painted Be'lakor, about 3 years ago, he was half this height and made of metal. I might prefer that form but I had a blast with this either way.
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#chaosdaemons #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #minipainting #belakor #nerdlings #holyfireminis
Which made me think: "is an orruk burger technically a veggie burger?" 🤔
