apple typhlosion

watching a lady on the train eat a the biggest apple I've ever seen. she needs both hands to eat it. it's like the size of a small cantaloupe

Black and white stained glass faces almost all cut

Tunnel vision

I am thrashing about in my enclosure.

The sun, otherwise known as Sol

The entire energy output of the sun

91,400,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories per second

Free @ Outside, sometimes

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

scorpion and scorpioff

collage piece for @uboatheflesh.bsky.social
Possum-sona time 🎤💻🎹

My seven bodyguards, my eighteen assassins, my 300 strong army of henchmen, my advisor and my second-in-command and my Queen of Evil and i all cordially invite you to the Secret Base this May for my 356th birthday. please rsvp with your menu selections. You know how caterers are

/ GREETINGS
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/ HOWEVER
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thank you for sharing these findings

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

photoshopped looking image of an open hand with a scorpion standing on it. incredibly crunchy poor quality flaming capital letter text reads: "FUCKING SCROPON"

this image is impossible to search for so we had to dig through flash drives full of stuff we were in the process of moving to find a saved one

screencap of a headline and article preview with a photo of bluish black scorpion in a threat posture on a tree stump. the headline reads: "scientists create map of deadly scorpion hotspots" from a website called "nautilus"

Find Hot Deadly Scorpions Near You!

sketchy and loose digital painting of a monstrous feline taur creature with stylized exaggerated proportions. it is pale and hairless with dark spiky armored plates, a stinger, bat wings, and a cobra hood. its face is a mix of feline and serpentine features, grinning openly with huge curved fangs. a hand rests on its raised tail, bowing the stinger downward. the pose exposes a cartoonish 'x' at the base of its tail.

what a rude cat(?)

wildly off-model piece started after waking up over and over and deciding to paint whatever until eyes gave up, just finished up tonight. trying to get back into more one-to-two session "loose but looks done" pieces instead of many-month sessions and not finishing anything

two work in progress papier mache stars with a few coats of dark paint and lighter layers, on a backdrop of waxed paper covered in dried streaks of clear glue

a crude lumpy paper mache star with irregularly sewn and woven twine. a thick two inch long leatherwork needle threaded with twine pierces through the top of the star. the needle broadens and flattens for 1/3 of its length after the sharp point and then back to a normal rounded needle shank.

an unpainted star with irregular gridlike weaving

a smoother textured star with crisper points

same base origami star for all, folded from a stockpile of uniform long strips cropped off from bookbinding projects. layers of paper and glue for hardness and shape. hollow, each is filled with different things like plastic BBs or beads, wooden beads, and sand. each has a different weight and sound

photo showing a small novelty rubber ducky toy with balloon dog features, a drawing tablet pen rests nicely in the swoop of its back.

funny object impulsively acquired from rest stop crane game turns out to be useful

some day we will have the circumstances to regularly work on and finish art again

(general situational statement as well as frustration-driven mantra)

square photo with an off-center composition. two vivid pink cherry blossoms stand out in the otherwise pale gray image. the flowers have fallen but are still attached to each other, one is open fully with a ruffled shape and the other is closed delicately except for its outmost petals. they lie on a light gray concrete surface embedded with small angular shaped pebbles with a white painted wood surface streaked and speckled with dirt in the background.

it is "lots of pretty flowers wilting slowly all over the ground" season

digital painting with heavy textured brushstrokes. a stern looking wizard with gray-green skin, long claws, a short white beard, and catlike whiskers wearing a dark hooded robe with stiff points dramatically holding up a round potion bottle clutched in one hand, the other gesturing in a lecturing manner. the potion is a vivid red-orange color matching their claws, jewelry, and eye makeup, standing out from the other dull colors.

a normal wizard

digital painting in green tones of a humanoid creature sitting on a stone in a mossy cave tunnel. its shaggy furred back is toward the viewer, turning to look behind. one hand holds what looks like a serrated steak knife, and the other is raised with a fingertip entering its large piglike nose. its tongue hangs from its fanged mouth in a satisfied expression.

mossy cave goblin having a private moment
#GoblinWeek

digital painting with heavy textural brushstrokes in muted browns and greens. a light green goblin with a mane of dark green hair with a greasy sheen wearing a ratty brown wizardlike robe pauses after descending mossy stone steps. she wears a large mollusk shell like a helmet, with the robe's long pointed tassled hood down and draped over the back, bones and twigs peek from a shabbily patched pocket. she grins with eyes wide and an outstretched hand poised to grab an oblivious inchworm perched on a lone white flower growing from between mossy cobblestones.

a belated finishing up of this Goblin Week painting from january!
#goblinweek

wizards are always doing this

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COLLAGE COMMISSIONS OPEN (2)
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currently available for 2 (two) collage commissions
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they are $ 100 usd each and are in greyscale at 8.5"x11"
(color as a central component is available as well)
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would also love to do album art, book covers, and other such things!

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My orange kitten Teddy half laying on a cat tree platform while his back legs dangle off. My sister’s black cat Celly is also on the platform and looks like he just took my boy out

There has been a murder

All the little "news for dummies" default browser splash pages go from items like "NEVER Eat These 3 Fruits" to stuff like "What To Cut When Money's Tight" and "Why Fasting May Be Good For Teens"

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