Taking care of elderly parents is a great way to develop a deep hatred for the modern world.

Childbirth is so weird man. Like what do you mean you had that in there

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

we’ll bring you a lemonade

niko likes digging holes in our backyard but also we have a hammock so take your pick ❤️

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I’m talmbout no thigh gap

When you sit down it seal up like winterized houses!!!!

The main topic for today should be how none of our representatives or senators stood up for us or tried to do literally anything to help us yesterday. They were okay to have us all at the brink of nuclear war and had nothing to say about it. On one of our darkest days, they abandoned us.

Fucked up little stop-motion puppet guys used to get all kinds of music video work in the 90s. Not now though

the first guy in heaven

I was hoping we'd grown out of this incredibly immature way of looking at the current movement, but I'm seeing it all over the place today. This is condescending misogyny. Doing it leftishly doesn't make it any less so

Red Dove by Anisa Makhoul

AI is the deadly whisper of capital interests that betrays the working class in order to destroy it from within, and it couldn't be more simple than that.

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

IT'S PITCH BLACK AT 7:25 AM the fuck are we doing here

"Those valiant women became famous for their ferocious resolve on the line. 'One policeman can handle 10 men,' Lawrence's district attorney griped, "while it takes 10 policemen to handle one woman.' Journalist Mary Spicuzza reported much the same at the time: A group of enraged Italian women happened upon a lone police officer on an icy bridge. After stripping him of his guy, club and badge, they sliced the officer's suspenders and took off his pants - a humiliation technique popular with the disorderly women of Lawrence - and dangled the office over the freezing river."

Happy International Women's Day!

From @kimkelly.bsky.social's great book "Fight Like Hell"

Food peaked with chilaquiles.

Screenshot from NY Mag feature on how much people make in NYC: "Bronx Day-Care Worker $31,000 $16,600 from day-care profits $14,400 from trainings and consulting Last year, I lost a lot of kids. I live in the Bronx, and a bunch of families in my neighborhood lost their child-care vouchers. We're talking about people who make as much as I do; most of the moms I work with are home health aides. They can't afford full-time child care. If I have 16 kids, I can pay myself for 40 hours of work. But last year, I didn't, and obviously I'm still doing the same amount of work. I've been running the day care out of my home for more than seven years. It's a profession I entered out of necessity and have stayed in out of passion. I pay for everything - food, cleaning supplies, toys - and we have to meet the same requirements as a large company in terms of paying for liability insurance, which can feel pointless in this industry. I mean, if something happens to one of my children, I lose my license. End of story."

Screenshot from NY Mag feature about how much people make in NYC: "Consultant $17,000,000 $9.5 million from consulting fees $7.5 million in stock in companies that went public The big-picture way that I make my money is consulting; that work covers my day-to-day. Separate from that, I had stock in a couple of companies that went public. Because I made money later in life, my tastes and needs are a lot simpler. I don't spend money on things like having multiple homes, or flying private, or watches, or boats. I make enough money that I do what I want and I don't think about it. I also don't believe in leaving my kids a crazy amount of money because everyone I know who has that is fucked up, so why would I do that to them?"

When people in the future ask what America was show them this

a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of it ALT: a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of it

my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind

i’m five feet sweet in my stocking feet and i cry three times a day like it’s meals no one has any reason to be afraid of me. and yet

I'm at the old world dying / I'm at the new world struggling to be born / I'm at the ccccccccccombination old world dying and new world struggling to be born

my favorite song about a car that is as big as a whale is love shack

Really 80’s guitar player

Really 80’s singer

Really 80’s bass guy

Trent Reznor looking like Trent Reznor from age 18-60

Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled

Texas is so embarrassing

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE, NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

You, you, you, you