So cute!! 🌈☁️

i wish i was cool enough to not be playing Pokemon go in bed at 1:37 in the morning :(((

Maple-cinnafy that appy sauwce

Hope you're feeling better now! uvu

😭😭

Okay, but does it taste *amazing*?

When my body's not falling apart, it's my car.

y

😂

Visit Damien's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

I made a little shop to help with some vet bills. Unfortunately I'm only shipping in the US right now. Reposts are appreciated!
ko-fi.com/chagrin/shop

"You know what you gotta do? Brussel sprout-stuffed cabbage. Stuff a green cabbage with brussel sprouts, and it's like 'ahh, they're multiplying'."

"You know, they don't stuff chickens with eggs for a good reason. Because it's weird."

"You gotta expand your mind, man."

"No, I don't think I do."

Bangs or no bangs?
Mullet or shag?
Side shave or no side shave?

These are questions I ask myself twice a year, and no matter which I pick, I'm always dissatisfied. XD

Friend said to do each one in a different section. Drew it up for a good laugh.

... but why do I think it's kind of a look? XDDD

"Korean barbeque spicy salmon why?"

Because I'm spicy and fall apart when grilled.

"... ah."

Things I do at work to confuse my co-workers.

They say, the longer you keep a bandaid on, the harder it is to rip off.

But in reality...

The longer the bandaid lasts, the weaker it gets. It frays, it loses adhesion... until it eventually falls off on its own. And sometimes, you don't even realize it.

🩹

Rest your weary hands, soldier.

One of the best parts of my day is trying to figure out what's going on in my dog's head.

It must be a nice place to be.

Welp... looks like my skin is back to being the same old shitty way it's always been.

Thanks for the short-lived break, prednisone. :') appreciate that.

it's a

c h i c k

p e a

o h n oooo...

oh nooo, it's a b i r d ......

the feeling of randomly remembering that mint cookie ice cream exists and being insanely disappointed that I don't have any is exactly the kind of evening I'm having.

... in other words, all possible circumstances considered and processed, my night is going quite well.

[eats a yogurt instead]

It had been a mess for so long, it felt so good to clean it up ≈u≈

Been quite motivated lately... and finally reorganized my plant stand. Nice to see warm colors on this very blizzardy day.

Bonus Mister Fritzy, because he's the goodest little guy 💜

I haven't heard anything about them opting to close. It would be great to hear them make that call tonight.

so

would it be considered out of line to ask the corporate division when they're going to prioritize human safety and close the store tomorrow, instead of expecting people to come in and put themselves and others at risk just to make maybe 300 dollars for the day

asking for a friend :)

^U^ ♡⁠˖.*

^u^✨

More snow... green therapy💚

So far this year, this season, has been misery, in health physically and mentally.

I am looking forward to Spring's reprieve.

🌱

don't immerse yourself in the scope

why am I like this

XDD

what is consciousness