@topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
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Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
I want to disagree and say "it's when the GOP controls the govt, not the US in general" but considering the fact that the US puts the GOP in power on average every 5 years, i can't actually disagree
Good god, if you like meat, adding some sausage to this sounds like the best pizza ever
(Like, one of the big problems our military has, is, in EVERY branch, there are career fields which are ABSOLUTELY VITAL, but if you take that as a career path, you're capped at O-6 Maximum)
I'd friggin LOVE to see a USAF Chief of Staff that came from intel or logistics instead of "Fighter/Bomber Pilots - no u, none of that transport/AWACS piloting, only warheads on foreheads piloting!"
The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.
lol imagine being on a submarine right now
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
The joke i make is "nah, kids are easy"
*parent stares at me*
"No, I mean for ME they're easy. They go home at the end of the day with you, and so all I do is talk to them like a person and not like they're a particularly dumb and annoying dog, im probably the best adult they deal with all day"
(Or at least every GOOD man from a teaching position)
Also PS note - this is a good way to remove men from every teaching position besides "principal" or "gym teacher" before the age of 15 or so
I work at a pizza parlor with an arcade, and parents are always gushing to me about how good I am with their kids, does this person WANT men to be unapproachable and scary figures?
(I know the answer, either shes a brain-dead hater, OR her grift depends upon that concept)
impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community
Oh good god. We have no high speed decent rail system, and we are gonna use *A-fucking-I* for air traffic control!
Roads trips are back on the menu, boys!
Like, even if this hits the audience she wants it to hit, it just encourages men to be Not Nice to children/be a Bad Adult Male Figure in their life!
Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵
An absurd catch by Julio Rodriguez on a sidewinder
My little brother and I both graduated high school ans have ZERO criminal records, Dale ith should be canonized by the catholic church to be honest
He was a 42 year old literally a traveling salesman, and suddenly became a widower with 2 kids after my mom died, and he kept at it, and was a great dad, and right when he should have been able to retire, he got aggressive early parkinsons, he got f*cked by random dice rolls
Today is 8 years (holy shit, EIGHT YEARS?!?!) since my dad passed, and while im a Hella stoner, 4/20 isn't about weed for me, im fine, I'm just having a rough day. "Rough" not actually rough, you know what I mean?
(Im just glad im not at work today)
Like, I don't have time to make sauce from scratch, so I start with a couple jars of (whatever) and add some fresh veggies that I chop or dice, so having a better "base" sauce sounds FANTASTIC
This is good information. A dollar or two more is worth it if thats that good
Wait. When you miss a flight, do you just get a free seat on the next one? Because I always assumed it was like a sports game "tough shit buddy, guess you gotta buy a new ticket" ALSO PLUS if you have anyone on the other end (i.e., not just showing up, renting a car) to pick you up???
The one sentence in here I disagree with is "This isn't about retribution."
Yes, it is. The people who are fucking over the country need to pay.
"This saga represents the dark side of analytics’ ascension into the sports mainstream. You can’t grow in both prosperity and relevance without the vultures catching onto your scent." defector.com/the-decline-...
Maybe thats why the glove was too small
i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win
The only theory I can possibly give any credence to "OJ didn't do it" is for some reason (impulse, anger, intoxication) his SON did it and OJ kinda stepped in instead.
NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it
"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"