Aubrey Plaza is nothing
short of a revelation in her
portrayal of Aubrey Plaza

Bluesky friends. Twitter archives are being held hostage by you know who. Does anyone know any third party archival tools to download your archive from "That place we don't talk about" ???

Musk is the most dangerous person on the planet and it's not even close.

Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?

Happy 100th Birthday to
President Jimmy Carter!

He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡

The Twilight Zone Title Card

...A dimension as vast as
space, as timeless as infinity,
the middle ground between
light & shadow, science &
superstition. It lies between
the pit of man's fears & the
summit of his knowledge.

This is the dimension of
imagination. It's an area

we call, The Twilight Zone.

Rod Serling

The Twilight Zone Opening Credits

Imagine if you will, a man,
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.

Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.

No media outlet cares.

There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...

Baby hands?🤯

“Look dude, I’m an ally.”

When you’re about to say the most bigoted shit you’ve ever said

The Fiero sure does contain a lot of sensuality for such a small car.

This girl I've had a crush on forever told me she's got an Instagram, so I thought the best day of my life had arrived and I clicked the link, and her account is pictures of her favorite poems. I'm thinking she wanted to kill me with disappointment. I've never been so turned on in my life.

I think when the Kamala momentum happened & stayed happening, he & his treasonous backers, like fELON, drop the F, simply expedited their plan for civil war. The election rigging talk has increased, even before there's an election. They want Kamala to win & have their cult riot & kill Americans.

LIST OF WHO MAGA HATES:

Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad.

White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and
white people who are happy.

RFK Jr. def fucked that dead baby bear w/his wife. Though Cheryl prefers dead baby otters. The dead baby animals fetish is the rage w/outdoorsman pedophiles. Baby tigers are most desirable, as the thrill of banging an apex predator, but cute & dead, is domination at its finest.

If she does not, I would like Swifties to defend why she could put Kamala over the top but doesn't, maybe she'll wait until later, but if she does nothing, that's strictly for her own business concerns and that convo needs to happen.

Didn't know that the Northern Mariana Islands exists until just now but I'm moving there.🫡

The American People have a choice for VP. One guy is the final boss of Dads, the other guy is the only man in history to not look cooler with a beard. That's impossible until now. If you care at all about beard culture and the advancements in beard inclusivity, the choice is pretty clear.

JD Vance is what happens when a beard becomes sentient and eats the wearers brain and morals.

List of reasons why I don't leave the house:

1) People

Lol, this is great!

I'm worried that JD Vance is gonna' make beards go out of style. His beard is the only beard in history to not give the wearer any machismo, mystery or...rizz. Please know, he is the exception to the rule. Some sort of a coolness anomaly in the beard world. He's trying to tear down beard culture!

JD Vance appears to be the most rizzless man in America

If I find out Tim Walz is
into early '90s industrial
I'm gonna' be insufferable.

A desperate and bloated
ketchup addict in Florida is
feeling the Walz close in.

Wishing you a full recovery. As an American, I can't imagine having Universal Healthcare, I've never lived a day with that. To have it and lose it, is beyond cruel. I don't know much about Canadian politics, but I'm on whatever side is not taking away Healthcare. Sending healing vibes your way✨️

Tim Walz should campaign
by giving out hugs.

Why can't any of these countries just lead the charge to not blindly join the crowd? Like, any of them. How you gonna' have a country actively engaged in, well, the opposite of peace, at a peace ceremony?

The data enters your brain and just eviscerates time.

...Or you could just listen to Mazzy Star to make yourself feel better. Melancholy does wonders. I get it though.