she patti on my george till i clapton

i see a woman with makeup and think "wow ur so hot we should make out" then i see her without makeup and think "wow ur so cute i wanna hold you in my arms forever" #wow

hey AMD can you stop using ChatGPT to code you driver updates thanks

me think me brain explode very soon

i have no memory of posting this nor wtf i was on

everyone going on about how 2016 was the best year but idk if it was for me cus all i was doing was inventing my own conspiracy theories

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16,000 people voted in favour of launching you into the sun, sorry

googled my problems and it turns out I need my hair pulled and neck bitten by a tall woman

always great to see your art as and when it's posted!!

girls on dating apps be like "i like nerdy guys" then proceed to describe either henry cavill or timothee chalamet

this is probably one of the funniest things i've ever come up with but i dont think anyone i know is as dumb or insane as me to really get it

i think what the UK needs is to transition away from a constitutional monarchy and towards a more feudal khanate

do we reckon Lorde fucks with white boys with a little bit of autism and a lot of mental illness

dying of plague let this be my final will and testament:

fuck yuo..... fucking fuckers!!! Fcuk you!!!

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winter depression hasn't been a thing for me for like 5 or 6 years so i've forgotten how to deal with it. perhaps I will become an alcoholic until Feb

kinda want to cause train delays by taking a nap on the tracks kinda want to go to some random small town in a central asian country and just run a corner shop

me explaining the members of Smiling Friends

how Larry Fink be moving to ensure all the women I'm romantically interested in move to the other side of the planet

gay sex is actually one of the manliest things a man can do tbh

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"my hyper fixation is kuromi 🙈" mine is Burkina Faso. Shut The Fuck Up.

girls be like "I love talking about conspiracy theories!!" but then have no interest in the political posturing where china is making moves into african earth metals via farming equipment and buying debt from former warlords which will inevitably result in the collapse of the western market

discord down, dming my serial edater friend on tiktok to make sure they're okay

"AI gf" "AI wife" fuck right off please I was on that rule34 SHODAN shit before chatGPT was even a consideration

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I'm really glad Moises Arias is in Fallout cus every other thing I've seen him in has been utter dogshit and he is far better an actor than those projects deserved