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Pretty neat to see a big, original single-player game do so well. Fun game so long as you never ever read any discussion about it on the internet ever.

The great news is I avoid internet discussion of games bc I find it’s more fun to just play them and not let gamer culture tell me that a game I like is bad actually for whatever reason of the week it is this time. Life is more fun in general when you remove gaming discourse from it.

Godzillas’ Chud Son.

Rewatching Godzilla vs Space Godzilla with friends. I got to the scene where they say “the space monster has exactly the same g-cells. Therefore; we named it Space Godzilla.”
Absolute peak cinema actually.

Also I called Godzilla Jr a chud and my friend yelled at me for it.

Sex 2 is here

Love the new Tomodachi life, but I wish there was a feature to choose different accents for different miis. I love that the region does change how their accents are, but I want that to be a feature you can change for each mii.

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

I love living in a neighbourhood where lesbians feel safe walking down the street holding hands

I wish they could feel that way in EVERY neighbourhood

Entirely reasonable tbh, my socially anxious ass could never handle that.

Dan VS scene where Dan is staring upwards, saying “I don’t care who the IRS sends; I am not paying taxes.”

I don’t care how bad this site gets; I’m not going back to Twitter.

What the fuck kind of women have you been talking to???

“Hello ma’am”
“Yknow I just fucking HATE Kermit the frog I want to skin him alive tbh”

I don't know what to do anymore.

Yeah. Same, stay strong sister

Rosalina and Pauline just got out from watching the Mario Galaxy movie. Pauline closes in on Rosa for a kiss saying “Oh well. Let the fur ball have his moment. More for me.” Also Fox is there too.

They just saw the movie. 🍿🩵❤️
#rosalina #pauline #mario #yuri

It was requested to do Whitey and Davey as Sans and Papyrus. Boom.

One version of the Mario Bros. arcade has an oversight where reaching 980,000 points gets a Game Over. This happens because the game starts giving Mario extra lives on every frame, overflowing the life counter. As such, he is literally killed by being showered with extra lives.

Lmao I was already blocked 😭 I guess I was ahead of the curve??

WARIO LAND 3

for tha mario 40th anniversary collab

Personally loved it but the fact Donkey Kong isn’t in it makes the first film superior. 💔

Yo how does one get into such an exclusive club?

Thanks for the years of work you’ve given. I hope whatever new ventures you move onto will be just as if not brighter!

🚨NEW VIDEO ALARM🚨

I've been single for quite some time now, so let's look up advice on how to talk to women! Who better to listen to than straight men who hate women, it's genius really.

NEW VIDEO UP NOW :3 youtu.be/X3mUXEvT9B0

Instead of flirting with you, I’m actually here to challenge you to a duel. 🤺

There seem to be a lot of people in the US military right now that could benefit from watching this 20 second clip from "A Few Good Men." It's all you need to know about why carrying out a "double tap" strike on civilians is WRONG.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔪

This image would make such an amazing album cove oh my days

How about that pricks face when he saw the many saints of newark?

Sighhh....oh to be at a slumber party with nostalgia critic....😔💔

Dude even when the writers do the exact things they ask for, the discussion always switches up to claiming that actually now this thing we've demanded is mischaracterization because fuck you.

Like there's just no winning, everything is mischaracterization forever all the time always. Hire fans.

Muppet fuckers is what they call me because Miss Piggy is a bad bitch.