Paid £3 for a bottle of pop I don't dare drink ffs.
Cross cunty trains... Avoid

Clever. Let's kill the 'warfighters' with stupidity

This train is now 26mins late so I miss my connection and down to just ONE working toilet in the 5 carriages.
Paid £146 for this shit.

Probably the worst thing about the clocks going forward is having to rotate your entire henge 30°

Just invented a new kind of revolving door with a horizontal axis instead of a vertical one. Not only is it inconvenient and dangerous, it's also considerably more expensive.

There will not be pics as I'd be creating indecent images of children & that would make it even worse

In Newcastle at Nando's readers..
So young girls have a uniform here. Black North Face puffa jacket and these knickers/shorts that look sprayed on.

A 1946 advertisement for Marmite features a man in military uniform against a background of men toiling in a camp. The ad highlights the story of Australians raiding Japanese-held supplies of Marmite to aid prisoners of war, emphasizing its vitamin potency as a nourishing food for all, especially young children, the sick, and the elderly. It encourages consumers to ask their grocers for Marmite. Australian Pow's defy Japanese guards... ...to get life giving Marmite Here is one of the most dramatic stories of courage and comradeship to come out of World War 11-and one of the greatest tributes that could possibly be paid to the vitamin-potency of MARMITE Vegetable Extract! Proving conclusively the value of this famous product as a nourishing and appetite-stimulating food it also shows why MARMITE should be served in every home-particularly where there are young and growing children, sick persons or elderly folk. Providing in abundance those elements that are so vital to health, MARMITE is as delicious as it is good-and being so highly concentrated it is most economical in use. Ask your grocer to save you a pot of MARMITE today! Increased supplies coming soon. So desperate was the need of Australia's POW's for vitamin foods that the most appalling risks were run to secure supplies. In one recorded instance Japanese-held supplies of MARMITE, originally assembled by the British Government for jungle-fighting troops, were raided by daring young Australians to bring life-giving MARMITE to their sick and suffering mates!

From Australia, Apr 1946: Marmite ad (more at @OldInPrintAds.bsky.social)

«Australian Pow's defy Japanese guards... ...to get life giving Marmite»

I can't stand the fuckin Levellers.
I'm told they came in the Rifleman's one time and were cunts.

Same whale that's been running aground all over the place for several weeks now? This whale wants to die. Someone do it a favour.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Decent size Perch Perca Fluviatilis Still in the landing net

Struggling for hours on Saturday to get a proper bite on the worm & sweetcorn cocktail. Went to double sweetcorn to try and get a tiddler or 2 and immediately got this large perch.
Wasn't expecting that.

Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

And lo, it came to pass that the 18th anniversary of the greatest local news story ever told came upon us, and we were sore amazed

So the whore museum in the straits of Persia needs to be open. I dunno maybe the sailors like it.

I expect he's saying 'nukular dust' because someone has identified that enriched uranium sounds too much like science for MAGA retards to be comfortable with.

I'm gonna take the nukular dust & open the hormoos with it

DOOMED

A cretin. But with dementia.

Is Vic there?

Recommend the plain one. its more like the Turkish ayran. I find kefir can often be a bit cheesy but this is nice & neutral-tasting
www.lidl.co.uk/p/eridanous-...

John Le Mez is bemused

Kid called 'Alaska' on today's Classic FM school run shout-outs.

jd vance is the only person who watched the 2015 film spotlight and decided to both convert to catholicism AND get a job covering up for a paedophile

HARRY: I'm Harry Secombe.
PETER: Secombe? How do you spell it?
HARRY: S. M. I. T. H.
PETER: Why do you spell it like that?
HARRY: I'm in disguise.
(Goon Show S4 E1, 2 Oct 1953. Script by Spike Milligan & Larry Stephens.)

Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

Definite UTAC for @vizcomic.bsky.social

I have fitted the eye bolts to walls to enable back yard hammock lounging.
But it is now raining.

Got me bet on #spurs winning this 4-1 lol

April showers here. And a bit of hail now.

Glorious agitation of earth & heaven at baptism of Christ, as painted in 1608 by El Greco of Toledo.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive