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Posts by Dogguy Shady Facts & Pupdates
a teenage detective comic
he's been spotted
click the bart
is that all this guy thinks about
Sounds like ur arguing with me ... r u ready ?
Tomodachi Life photo of Dogguy and Dogguy officially Married.
I’m just so grateful to be… me!
how it feels talking about driving school in my 20s
Lord Rabbit
#有兽焉 #FabulousBeasts
Checking in on Grandma...
Hitting her amazing digital cervix
Jungle Jim is my enemy.
ive never been a doodler but there’s just something about a classroom…
leave in towel for 5+ hours, then Attack with hairdryer until the pearly gates of heaven reveal themselves. don’t go through, rookie mistake, but study their slats. Their details will be important later
I can’t do wet things
genuinely the #1 reason id lose survivor like i can handle the starving the mindfuck the infections the dysentery… but the way my hairs gonna be wet more often than not………… i’m hannah roseing.
#HATE wet hair
Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife
go my beasts... fall in love...
sqrrrk!
Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing
Pot full of grits
Legham Nosewood
he’s only been on the island for like 5 minutes but this is already the best ship I’ve never considered
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
Bob Burger the representative of Transgender Island
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merge me like you moo, muh-muh-merge me like you moo (like you moo)
cant take this drivers ed shit seriously they start talking abt merging i’m expecting her to whisper in my ear 🐄