I have nothing to offer. Won’t you come along with me on this journey of “Meh”.

😂

Pomegranate, wonderful! #london

A Wookiee knows a tyrant when he sees one. #ishedeadyet

They Want EFX

Old is better. I get it now.

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Thank you! 😊 Hope you are well!

Enjoying Paris.

No kings except for Max. #nokings

Playing my tiny violin.

In London! Enjoying one of the few remaining spring breaks before we can no longer take the oldest out of school on a whim. Love this city!

The President, members of Congress, and the Senate should be required to pass a high school level American history exam with a score of at least 90% before being eligible for office.

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

Watching the world implode. But how’s my hair?

The future called.
It wants you to knock it off.

🤣

Chaos unicorns eat Snowflakes for breakfast.

Breaking:

Stephen Miller: “I’ve uncovered that Democrats have secretly been funneling quadrillions of dollars to migrants using a network of underground pizza delivery boys and carrier pigeons. Sources say the pigeons are unionized and demand breadcrumbs in Bitcoin.”

Here’s my version of a Wisp. It’s an Irish legend. The Wisp refers to a spectral light that lures travelers to their doom. #stpatricksday

I’m pretty sure Palantir CEO hates women.

😊❤️he’s staring at me RN. Cuddles given.

6 years ago we brought this little guy home. Murphy is the best!

Fresh ideas, less incentive for corruption.

Here’s an idea:
Pay elected officials $60-75k, provide free healthcare & cap service at 8 yrs. No pensions. No individual stock trading. Investments go into a blind trust or TSP index fund. The goal, make it possible for regular people to serve, but impossible to get rich while doing it.

And another thing, if you suffer from ADHD like me you should

As someone who has ADHD I

I lean left.

*said the amputee*

I hope this makes you relax a bit. Even if for a microsecond.

I tend to disengage from conversations about people who openly praise or support Trump, and I struggle to take seriously those who choose to align themselves with him. I don’t care what your lame excuse is.

welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. please have your birth certificate, student ID or driver's license, passport, Social Security card, marriage license, and favorite quote from Mein Kampf ready to present immediately upon request at any time