Like who? Why would Labour MPs be given a life raft when they're nailed on to lose their seats anyway.

I stand by my opinion that the Labour party is an experiment to see if you can win less than 0 in an election.

They're so lost in the sauce after telling the left to fuck off they're just going down the list of anyone else who might vote for them that isn't Reform Man.

What?

she has to resign

this is not funny, *especially* if you are the fucking Home Secretary, with the actual fucking power to unilaterally deprive *anyone* of citizenship

This is a toddler level thought process.

You're very weird.

Senedd Voting Intention:

PLC: 29% (-4)
RFM: 29% (+2)
LAB: 13% (=)
GRN: 10% (-2)
CON: 8% (+1)
LDM: 6% (+1)

Via @yougov.co.uk, 6-15 Apr.
Changes w/ 9-18 Mar.

There's very much a wrong answer. It's the one the home secretary gave.

All of these "wins" are either far right talking points, meaningless, something they got forced into doing, or haven't actually happened.

Incredible.

Look, have you considered being best friends with a nonce is a *good* thing?

Yeah, changes the whole complexion of this situation. Don't you feel silly.

What?

What are you talking about?

This is hilarious. Wow.

Rock and roll baby.

See, someone with half a brain could have predicted the person you threw under the bus would maybe want to get their side of things out there.

Keir Starmer doesn't have half a brain.

That's...not what's happening here.

Like when?

Like a flock of pigeons

🤨

What?

Getting very flappy here bud.

That can be said for literally almost any MP in parliament, so what's your point?

What?

Ideal. They can stop doing austerity then.

Like, who's buying this? Why bother calling an investigation that won't conclude until after you've already resigned in disgrace anyway?

"Our number one suspect who ignored security concerns is one K Starmer, we won't rest until we find him."

What?

Oh boy.

Time is a flat circle.