i came over to show you the dream it was having, a nightmare about Pork Cutlet going bad

a digital illustration of a cartoony clown with a tall, skinny oval face, bald on top of his head, save for one single curlicue strand sticking up, with long neon green hair in the back. he's got long eyelashes, a shiny round red nose, and pink blush circles on his cheeks. his outfit is made up of various colorful polka dot and stripe patterns and his shoes are oversized

the clown is Sir Bobbins, a character i made years ago. he's a puppet. this drawing is from 2021

in the video game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream, a clown with long green hair says "I think I'm falling in love with Dipsy!" . an apparition of Dipsy, the green teletubby, in this instance wearing a green frog costume, appears to the right.

🧛‍♀️ 🪴

this website would not let me upload all four pictures in one post. i tried like 5 times

the giants might be i went and saw

There is a Very Special Birthday at the Stickyfrogs house today! Jens is turning 14 years old! 🎉🐸🎈
He celebrated with a Special Birthday Hat and Trevor sang him a Loud Birthday Song! Happy 14th Birthday Jens! 🎉🐸🥳 🐸🎉

so basically i've already gone through this routine 30 times so far today

when i feel my anxiety spike i start saying "i'm scared. i get scared. oh god i'm scared i'm scaaaared" but sometimes i can catch myself and lock in by then going "Relax, I'll handle it." exactly like this. occasionally angry pumpkin follows

tripadvisor dot com Zeppy's Baigel Bakery?

friendship ENDED with Thomas Everything Bagels WhenTheyGoOnSale
now Zeppy's Sesame Seed Bagels is my friend

🐻

Is nothing sacred

THEY TOOK THE SUNFLOWER SEEDS OUT OF THOMAS EVERYTHING BAGELS. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Time for the birth of terror. Me

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

Young Powerful Owlet falls asleep while intently watching some ducks. This is my favourite Owlet movie ever. We always finish our Powerful Owl talks with it zzzzzzzz
#birds #brisbane

If you are using a computer, smartphone, or tablet made in the last 15 years, chances are good that it came with a picture of a bunny preinstalled - you don't even have to download it:

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Thank you for looking at this bunny with me

Best Buy website screenshot. text reads: Questions & Answers Does this game have any comic elements? Yes, the game has comic mischief. * This question and answer was generated by Al based on customer and product data.

We were all wondering if the game had any comic elements, but were too afraid to ask. This is where Al comes in handy!

omg... they're like baby pandas

Antibioticd

screenshot of umamusume game showing Admire Vega with her long horse ears and TM Opera O with her tiny horse ears

ears

i redrew Tony Auth's famous "where do you work out?" "at the library" comic panel but it's TM Opera O as the buff man saying "Pray tell, where DO you work out?" and scrawny Admire Vega with especially long ears saying "Audible"

last night was a movie -guy who saw a movie last night

wait it's literally cogs fluid

GROSS FOOD ⚠️

If your Lactose-Free Cream Cheese begins displaying behavior of this manner, commence containment protocol and seek assistance immediately.

Serval Hallucigenia
Watercolour

😂 little darling don't blow no smok[e]?

a pole used to say "NO SMOKING NO FUMAR" but now it says "NO SMOK NO MAR"

NO SMOK 🚭 NO MAR 🙅‍♀️