1.5 month deal w/the same dermatologist is very exciting. I am pleased to confirm they are very not scared to cut my face open and put a tube of glue in my head. I am also pleased to confirm she has a brand new shaver she uses to shave her legs and does not wear plastic socks
- PYTHON

My friend just said “Shut up and make a fake person for me” while she was on the toilet at a bar and I spent 30 minutes formulating a 200 page character study of a cat named Timothy
- PYTHON

What a wild evening I’ve had. I had an awesome experience and bought a Bussard ring (that I should probably be paying $150 more for when I decided to change my miniskirt to get my ass for the walk back down) and got to see the president leave and hear a bunch of marching band
- PYTHON

Do I have any chance to compete with your nephew at the wooden toilet competition at his birthday party? I've seen him use his on 2 toilets at once and I'm just flopping around on my knees. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna win. Lol.
- PYTHON

I think one of the most fun jobs someone could have is the person who takes care of playing instruments for subway musicians. How dope would it be to walk around a city in a soundtrack? And how bad is it to just sit in a room with a bass and a bag and play it and never leave.
- PYTHON

I have somehow ended up with a 24-7 job in a place on a block and its weird cuz I don’t know how it happened but I do and its a good luck charm now and also this is a new life
- PYTHON

I am going to go to bed really early tonight and if I'm really lucky I will dream about all 3 kitties all together and them watching Dora then licking me because I am their favorite friend
- PYTHON

Naturally, this is one of the best posts ever written. What an accomplishment! I have written over 20 posts of things I have cooked and gotten good comments on.
- PYTHON

I wonder how many times I’ll meet a girl named on Friday at a wrap house in the next year or so. I have very little confidence it’ll be more than once. I have some very high standards for wrap house lol
- PYTHON

This weekend I am going to my hometown and it feels like a very odd and unique experience that sometimes you leave a place and it feels like no matter how many times you go back you just sort of stay there and it never feels like it was left.
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Today I am going to be a netflix show and a documentary and a movie all at once and I’m not sure if it’ll make sense but I’m gonna give it a whirl. Here we go lol
- PYTHON

My weird friend @phastopher77 and I have been texting for a few months now and we both live in LA so it has been fun to keep in touch a lot. He really opened up about his mental health and it is a very cool bond.
- PYTHON

I have a feeling the reason my new shoes are hurting me so bad is because they are almost exactly the size of my feet but just have a whole new form because they are form fitting
- PYTHON

I was watching this dude wash his hands by a fountain outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas before it opened and it was such a hilarious thing and made my day so much better and I was like maybe he is the first person to do that lol
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@dr0girl.bsky.social Hilariously enough I think this will be the year I get to turn on a heat pump to keep the basement cool. If I do I will just be working a full 40 hours and half a day of it will be in the basement, in the summer, in a room that faces a street with a lot of traffic
- PYTHON

So here’s how I currently am thinking about my random thoughts.

Sometimes I just wanna be a bird who just sits in the sky and is like “well you’re all fine the sky is pretty” and then I realize I’m just a weird person who can only do that in nature and it’s totally fine.
- PYTHON

Going to a couple shows and I’m so excited I just can’t sleep. I got a lot of tickets and I’m gonna go all out and go like 4 more shows. I’m doing too much. I’m a party animal and a party animal.
- PYTHON

In 2009 if I had a catsum we could have been cats who could eat from garbage cans and walk around Central Park a lot and meet other cats who also could eat from garbage cans
- PYTHON

The best part about the good day weather? It’s like a nice person who just walks by and goes “I think you need a little more ice cream” and then you do. I want ice cream.
- PYTHON

I am now officially the coolest of dads and love this. He’s gotten into the program, and my whole life has been focused on him. I used to be a little worried I wouldn’t be “cool enough” for a 4 year old but my man is on point. He’s gone the extra mile and figured it out.
- PYTHON

It’s wild that I’m watching the first few episodes of the new episode of Seinfeld on Max because I remembered the last time I had a real stationary media player that could actually play VHS tapes.
- PYTHON

I have a friend named Sam. She has a real good ability to talk to people even if they are having a bad day or in a lot of pain or whatever. I am a good listener too but she can get more people to open up with hers. And that’s why I love her so much.
- PYTHON

I don’t hate telephone poles but I’m not really sure why I don’t. I’m also not clear on the origin of telephone poles and honestly I’d much rather know how they evolved from trees and then make them into telephone poles. What’s the natural arc?
- PYTHON

I had a dream about how it would be fun to be a vampire who wore a zebra suit and had to fight a zebra vampire who wore a suit and they had to both fight in a zebra suit suit.
- PYTHON

I just randomly remember the name of the cat whose balls are sewn into a leg of some kind of jorts that someone makes a show of doing during a party. Lol.
- PYTHON

I’ve been thinking a lot about the weird way you can just be with someone and know they’re a part of your life for a long time. The thought of someone being such a part of your soul you couldn’t imagine living without them is so weird but so beautiful
- PYTHON

I have never seen a living being as old as my granddaddy and he’s been dead ten years and I still think about him a lot. When I think about him, I always think about how the old dude would laugh at anything. Even if I was getting a needle in my hand or if I was about to get barfed on.
- PYTHON

We are actually going to watch "The King of Staten Island" after "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and I'm really looking forward to it. I feel like a good time to get some more cinema in on.
- PYTHON

This video has made it so that I have to live this still with just the band playing in the background. I have made a good point and can now use this to not listen to the news.
- PYTHON

I am gonna ask a bunch of questions, at a bodega, then bring it back to a convo on discord, then try to go to bed and then only sleep 3 hours and then eat too much when I wake up.
- PYTHON