“Star Trek should be serious!!!”

Meanwhile, Star Trek:

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Like cmon. Klingon pop boys band? K-Pop?!?

I will die on this hill: Subspace Rhapsody is the single best episode of Star Trek, EVER.

I hereby and forever henceforth will refer to Star Wars as Sad Wars.

I will not explain further.

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David Corenswet.
Post-RotJ Luke.
That's the tweet.
Actually no, this is the tweet:
@lucasfilm don't play with me.
I've seen what you do.
I've seen what you've done.
We are so close to greatness.
Do. Not. Ruin. This.

CAN WE PLEASE MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM THE PREQUEL AND OT ERAS.

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What a little bitch

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I’m sorry. I saw these and now you have to as well.

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The end of A New Hope hits different after Andor. The Rebellion fought, bled, and died for years just so three random dudes could show up last minute, press a few buttons, and get all the credit. Give the farm boy his shiny medal while the real heroes are dead in a ditch.

B2EMO: When Cassian is coming back?

So what happens to Luthen’s ship? I would’ve thought Kleya would’ve taken it. But obviously that didn’t happen.

Does the Empire have an Imperial impound lot?

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HE HAD A SON 😩😥😢😭

I AM NOT READY #AndorFinale

Though, it better be fucking Pequods.

Where is @cstribs.bsky.social?!?! The Pope is Chicagoan and they’re gonna replace communion wine with Malört (probably).

Me:

Building the rebellion one Lego brick at a time, watching #Andor for “research,” and letting the #Dogwalkers handle the…uh…”high ground.”

Omg! I know @charlieashby.bsky.social would go crazy for this! Right @impsenatepod.bsky.social?

[deep sigh] Pulling this old meme out again for painfully obvious reasons. Any guesses when I last used it? (Hint: Rhymes with Shwenty-Shwenty.) #TotallyStableGenius #FinePeople #VeryFine #HereWeGoAgain

If you got a degree before ChatGPT, your degree hold significantly more value than those received now.

I said what I said.

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I’m at a point in my life where I tailgate logging trucks for sport. It helps keeps things exciting.

I miss Chris Farley.

You saw Snow White too huh?

Are you this old?

Jon Stewart's Basketball Analogy Perfectly Explains Why He's 'So Mad' At Democrats The "Daily Show" host used his hoops comparison to scold party leaders.

The "Daily Show" host used his hoops comparison to scold party leaders.

Gal Gadot is this generations Tommy Wiseau and you can’t change my mind.

While the media distracts with partisan drama, veterans are being silenced. This isn’t left vs. right—it’s about stopping the cancelation of those who served. Demand accountability. #SupportOurVeterans #DontLookAway