Serwer points out that the VP is nothing but a bunch of ethnic grievances gussied up in the guise of politics and Shiv laments that an essayists conclusion that only white westerners have original ideas is a chefs kiss of back to back skeets

Sometimes the timeline gives you two bangers back to back and you’ve got to serve them up together.

Every day he wakes up and posts a new complaint about the existence of people who aren’t exactly like him and how they shouldn’t be allowed to be here because he doesn’t like it

"It's not really an idea unless someone who looks like me comes up with it" is a WILD fucking topic for a moral lecture article

Navy finishes the regular season with the same record as Notre Dame, but Navy also has a bowl bid

Watched Wake Up Dead Man last night. Really good movie, highly recommend giving it a go.

An entire cohort absolutely ruined by the realization they would never be better writers than TNC and resolved never to let it happen again

The answer of course is we might win a National Championship by scoring less than 80 points in 4 games. Or we might lose in the first round.

We’ve become Schroedinger’s Crimson Iowa.

I get why Oklahoma is such a polarizing choice—we’ve answered the question that literally no one has asked—“But what if Iowa had a bunch of 4 and 5 star players and a QB that you can’t tell if he’s really good or ass?”

Of all the SEC rematches, why must the public be subjected to OU vs Bama again?

Man, I’m glad OU didn’t have to play in a conference title game bc we are *so injured*…. But if you do play, don’t get drowned in the toilet.

Bama just should not be in the playoffs, it cheapens the game that there are no consequences and a rematch from November is a bad entertainment product.

probably my most traditionalist opinion about the playoff is that they shouldn’t have set up two regular season rematches

The whole ass stadium is empty

Also the upper deck of this stadium is EMPTY

What the hell is going on with these camera angles and zooms in the ACC game?

Sooner Nation is positively levitating right now.

I’ve always said, that Illinois’s State is a quality win!

Look man, I get why everyone is dunking on this…. But SOE was fucking awesome and I would unapologetically watch a series of tight neo-noir SOE spy thrillers set in the Nazi Occupied Europe.

I think I’d like OU to play Bedlam or Nebraska every Thanksgiving Weekend.

We can play Mizzou the week before, that’s fine.

But would love a OSU/Neb game to end every year.

I’m really looking forward to giving Trump the Akhenaten treatment on all buildings and monuments.

All the international stuff suddenly ignoring the domestic situation is a very clear indicator of Trumps weakness. The problem is that it’s also extremely dangerous for nations he perceives he has the ability to bully.

Has anyone considered: solve the Miami and ND conundrum by excluding both of them and putting in Vandy instead.

I love the genre of mid 30’s/early 40’s 3 hacks to retire early.

They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.

And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.

I’d accept “murderous dysentery” or “murderous starvation” bc man that how that usually actually went. But “murderous fire” is literally the point in every army after the Italian Wars.

Do the Hogs think he’s bringing FedEx with him?

I’m so proud of my Sooners.

And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂

I took some videos that I narrated when I was in Afghanistan…. I would not let anyone listen to those today.

"Saying He Won't Invade Czechoslovakia, Then Invading Czechoslovakia, Hitler Displays Contradictions: Reichskanzler Hitler's statements on radio less than 24 hours apart shows dissonance in his Munich promises."

My coach is notably not a whiny bitch. Anyone, anywhere, any time. Love it.

But yeah, love to host in Norman!