Absolutely not. She doesn’t think you’re human, Ilhan.

I was told by one of my co-workers today to be on the lookout for kids wearing Meta glasses. Two observations:
1) These parents won’t pay for fucking pencils
2) I will fucking slap the glasses off the kid’s face and step on them, consequences be damned.

Wait. What? Are they saying the whole post never happened, or is she trying to clarify that Trump did not, in fact, dress up as Jesus and heal someone while angels and a Transformer cavorted in the background? What the shitting FUCK is going on in this country?

I may have to modify the “there’s never just one” rule to “there’s never just four."

J.D. Vance getting heckled at a poorly attended TPUSA event is… perfect.

How in the hell is this a sports acronym and not an Ikea product?

I need an intervention Three Billy bookcases from Ikea showed up on my front porch today.

Today’s bloggery:

Just to be clear:

Charlie Kirk was a vile piece of shit and the world is better off without him. Fuck him and fuck his fans.

Oh, well, if *he* doesn’t think it’s sacrilege …

It is not a conspiracy anymore.

what the fuck is a diplo

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A lot of these guesses were running through numbers and the alphabet:

I cracked Redactle #1469 in 72 guesses!
🎲 72 | 🔥 1 | Avg 35.27 | Hints: none | ⏱️ 3m19s

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I’m 90% joking. In a just world, that’s what would happen, but we very clearly live in no such place.

This will be the biggest wave election in human history.

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I had a couple and I remember being confused about why my mom was so insistent that I never chew on them. I was 12! I wasn’t prone to randomly chewing on things!

Leaving our generation’s poor decisions aside, I have a lot of trouble believing the generic ballot is only +2 for Dems right now.

Man, shit, I was born in ’76 and *I* don’t remember how the hell life worked before the internet.

I have, unfortunately, been thinking about this all day, and I genuinely can’t decide if it’s worse if he’s telling the truth here or if he’s lying.

Not tonight Tonight was actually a really nice first day back.

Today’s bloggery:

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This one was fun:

I cracked Redactle #1468 in 114 guesses!
🎲 114 | 🔥 77 | Avg 45.02 | Hints: none | ⏱️ 16m51s

redactle.net

Good.

I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment

It blows my mind that evangelicals literally can’t recognize an atheist when he’s standing right in front of them and laughing at their dumb asses so long as he hates the same people they do.

zackeryatlas 12h The degradation of society: 1. Celebrating the k!lling of a CEO 2. Cheering on warehouse arsons 3. Making heroes out of people who attempt political violence You can be outraged at the system and still not glorify violence. These aren't wins. This is a society losing its moral compass. [Coming from a liberal btw]

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Sen. Ruben Gallego on Eric Swalwell: “He should be expelled from Congress.”

“I want to be clear: I had no knowledge of the allegations of assault, harassment, and predatory behavior against Eric Swalwell.”

The two have been friends for years.

I’ve seen “Yo!” suggested before too, and I like that, but the sound match is better here.

That’s… actually a great answer.

on set production still boba fett is chatting up rystáll sant without his helmet while oola looks on. Boba Fett has wire-frame glasses and a mustache.

i got the kids next weekend but after that wyd