She might leave him!! I'm on a face call with her so she doesn't have to talk to him.

My bare minimum is her Queen Treatment. Ugh. I'm going to help her leave him.

She watched my husband put dinner away after smoking a brisket since five AM and her mind was BLOWN

Explaining to my neighbor that women cooking and cleaning everything has been outdated for years, blowing her mind.

"But if I don't have supper ready"
Then he'll eat toast; it's fine.

Florida goalie is 88, which we know what that stands for.

Go Canadiens!!!

#NHLplayoffs

Jenny was done fucking dirty by that movie. I want a movie about HER

Great show. Unpredictable writing, excellent acting, Linda Cardellini is, as always, a fantastic actress. It's dark, funny, and full of nudity.

I had to put my oldest dog down today and I feel so incomplete now. She was my buddy.

"100 miles an hour switchin lanes like WHOA" - Black Rob

I love Jon Bernthal.

Starting #DTFstlouis and it's great so far.

Indiana Jones spit roast.

You want people to do the right thing? Lead by example!

Apologize for your Platner endorsement please

JFC!!

I feel like there would be a greater sense of justice if when resignations came from dishonored sex pests etc they included a public act Seppuku.

Amen

People are killing each other over having different Sky-Guys. It doesn't make sense.

I need that food delivered to Canada please.

One of these #formuladrift drivers is sponsored by Fleshlight and Penthouse lololol

Leave him alone! He ran out of candles!

Trump: "We don't need what Canada has anyway!"

Canada: "Great, then we're keeping it and sharing with our new allies overseas. You know how boycotts usually fizzle out before making any impact? Not this one pal. Eat 4.5 billion dollars worth of maple-flavoured shit."

Trump: "Fine, we'll rely on American cultural domina-"

Canada: I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR HOCKEY REAL GAY THERE BUD BECAUSE WE ARE TAKING THE WORLD ON A RIDE

The ugly laugh I just did!

Un
Der
Statement

Then sound the alarm on PLATNER

Everyone loves Cube. T did it better.

Rappers turned actors

Ice-T >> Ice Cube

The engine swaps 🤌🤌🤌🤌

Grayskul should have blown up instead of Macklemore

#SeattleHipHop