Remember how New Yorkers tried to warn everyone about Trump? Same same but Californians re Gavin. No more soulless narcissists in office pls kthx.

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

Was this your first time seeing it? If so, love that for you AND v jealous 😂

Oh THATS why I woke up?? I didn’t even register it was my phone!!

COTTON BALLS!

There is no force in this universe greater than dance. It is my beginning and my end. It is the thread that binds me to my ancestors. It is the heartbeat of my life.

Only if you get it a little lopapeysa.

This monolithic Europe notion has me in stitches

And fuck the electric ones too while we’re at it!!

And if you’re a non-driver like me, the food bank can almost always use folks in the warehouse (just stretch before and after, tough on the shoulders!)

I need to come for a visit when (if??) @samer.is comes back! Will be eating the whole list, thank you 🤤

Playoffs playoffs playoffs 💜🖤

Your parents are the best 🥰

Super fair. I was mostly there for work, hence the over the top restaurants. 😂

There is a comida criolla place we use to go for lunch that isn’t too far from El Choli, let me see if I can find the name.

And if you can speak any Spanish, definitely do. It’s certainly appreciated!!

I was rarely in Viejo San Juan but like others said, Marmalade is fantastic.

I might also suggest taking an uber to Condado; get drinks at a rooftop bar (ARYA’s is lovely) then have bougie dinner at Mario Pagán’s or 1919.

And another place to uber to would be La Casita Blanca for comida criolla.

My record is 4 pounds in day. It was great until it wasn’t.

Literally every time I do an “oopsie I was on mute” it’s because I wasn’t paying attention and need to buy myself time 😬

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

Surprised you didn’t put bacon!

I want to go to there

Photograph of Brandin Podziemski with a T-shirt cannon at the Golden State Valkyries game.

We should've never let hair gel achieve sentience

Photograph of Kimberly Guilfoyle and Gavin Newsom in formalwear sprawled out on an ornate rug in a Getty mansion in 2004 a.k.a. the greatest photo of all time.

Never forget

Gavin gonna Gavin

Kinda need @punkaboo.bsky.social to weigh in.

Two text messages reading: “We can’t tell if they’re calling Chase Valhalla or BALLhalla” and “And if not the latter, we trademarked it and they can pay us royalties” with a smug emoji

Me and B earlier today:

For the first time in 16 years, I missed posting for Polaroid Week. It wasn’t that I forgot the date, or that I didn’t care, it just feels exhausting to do art with all of the *gestures around* 🤷‍♀️