Jalen Williams has exited the stratosphere.

Kickers lol

Jayden Daniels is a golden god.

The Auburn band is COOKING right now.

If you’ve ever played with a really good basketball player, you’ve had the experience of having them play at, like, 25% speed and still controlling the game.

That’s basically what Egor is doing tonight. Feels zero need to hunt his own points. Solely focused on setting guys up.

Mihalo Boskovic has quickly become one of my favorites. Gives his all every single second he’s on the floor and plays with a chip on his shoulder. He’s gonna be a good one.

True freshmen will always have uneven performances. Kanon Catchings has struggled through a couple tough ones, but he’s straight dealing so far tonight. Showing exactly why folks around the program tell me he is BYU’s most talented player. Crazy skill at his size.

That was the best that BYU has looked so far this year, by a pretty wide margin. Having Dallin back is obviously a huge help on offense, but I was most impressed with the defense. Much more focused and aggressive, using their length to disrupt and create turnovers. Beautiful.

This Egor/Dallin offense. Is this what heaven feels like?

Correction: Going through *all of that* to get one last chance and then somehow completing the pass and still losing because you’re two yards short?

That, my friends, is Peak BYU.

I feel bad for our football program but this is tremendous content.

The refs can still rule the game over if Mike Pence has the courage

BYU has one play here to make this the craziest college football game of all-time. Crazier than Cal-Stanford.

The most classic BYU of all possible BYUs.

Our best hope is that we get the BYU-Indiana bowl game that we all need.

Think about it: two teams that everyone expected to be bad! But then they were pretty good! But turns out, they weren’t actually *that* good! But still, maybe they can play each other and it could be fun!

Looks like I left BYU Twitter just in time to miss the massive meltdown that I’m sure is ensuing right now.

It’s great. Have you seen it yet?

Uh, Wicked is good, guys

Fun fact: they’re actually talking about the seminal album by The Wonder Years. Because The Greatest Generation is forever.

There’s a lot of bad coaches out there, man. It’s why I’m coaching my oldest kid’s team again this year haha

Things you absolutely love to see

Gonna be beautiful when the flattened lottery odds (spawned by The Process, no less!) wind up pushing Philly to the sixth pick and they have to give it to OKC.

As soon as the closing prayer ends in Elder's Quorum:

America has a fever. And the only prescription… is messaging with MILFs.

Totally predictable outcome.

This is the most BYU way to lose if all time.

Folks, I just went on the former bird app for the first time in a couple days. I had like 30 notifications — all of which were increasingly asinine responses to something I didn’t even post. I just got “tagged” by someone else (not even @‘d!) and got to experience that mess. What a hole.

Richie Saunders: Certified Dude

This is not the time to be playing with your food, Cougies…