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Posts by albstern

Shoutouts within to @marc-fischer.bsky.social who was the first person I saw distroing whistles and inspired me, to @bibliogrrl.bsky.social who has been 3D printing like a madwoman, and @lefttheprairie.bsky.social who has been responsible for literally tens of thousands of whistles getting out.

5 months ago 111 13 2 2

Jam it on the one.

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

The Venn Diagram of people who don't believe reports from the Gazan Health Ministry but also don't want international journalists to investigate is a circle.

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Da Pope

11 months ago 5 0 0 0
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11 months ago 5 0 0 0

How come nobody is protesting White Lotus being so baldist?

11 months ago 3 0 0 0
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We've got room for 12 buttons but I can only think of like 7. Any ideas?

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Richard knows.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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This did not age well.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
Alex Ovechkin Breaks Gretzky's Record for Most Goals in NHL History 🚨
Alex Ovechkin Breaks Gretzky's Record for Most Goals in NHL History 🚨 YouTube video by Bleacher Report

Ovechkin!

Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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This new GPT image generator is incredible.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

It's perfect for me because I'm flying home this afternoon but it does not feel like opening day.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Go get em, Tigers!

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
MESHUGGANATOR

I made a website that lets you generate Yiddish curses. Give it a try, curse your enemies (or just your mildly annoying acquaintances), and if you like it, feel free to share before it gets me put on some kind of watchlist.

If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.

meshugganator.com/

1 year ago 9 1 1 0

I'm no ad man but I can think of at least 1 better idea for an orgasm themed mayonnaise commercial.

1 year ago 8 0 1 0
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ChatGPT - Create an image of your prediction for this year's baseball season.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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1 year ago 9 3 0 0
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Poor GPT.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

What about a nice craperol shitz?

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Shartonnay?

1 year ago 14 0 3 0

If the ceasefire results in the release of the hostages, I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that Israel will resume bombing and starving civilians as soon as they are back.

1 year ago 6 0 1 0

I can't even imagine the level of unhinged it takes to name your kid Jeff and then go with the Geoff spelling.

1 year ago 16 3 2 0
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I asked five versions of myself what my favorite kind of journalism is, and we all said the same thing.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

Guess I was wrong about that. What did he end up doing? Are the Tigers going to re-sign him? I can't find anything.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
U.S. senator removes glasses that aren't there
U.S. senator removes glasses that aren't there YouTube video by Global News

I still say this is the moment it all went to shit.

youtu.be/c47MW8Y8Rk4?...

1 year ago 6 0 0 0
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Similar feeling. Went in w very low expectations. Opening scene in the hospital room was great. A little cringy at times but they did a solid job overall. B-.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

If you’ve never been to a movie theater that just switched to assigned seating, with an audience mostly made up of seniors who can’t see well in dim lighting, you’re missing out on the real show. It’s like musical chairs, but slower.

1 year ago 5 1 0 0

Lots of people misspelling Satan this morning.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I wonder if there is a precedent for this type of behavior we can learn from.

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