great opportunity to run everybody through the greatest hits again.

They won't even hire a hippo as a dog anywhere in this day and age. We're several civil rights movements away from that milestone.

Your party is going to be so mad at you until the GM drops y'all in a pitch black with sound dampening cushions on the walls.

It was in this issue that we learned which creature truly is a Beast.

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

If you do that, I’m going to have to retire this.

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

Did they ever try to collide the Pope and the antipope together?

Robert of House Evans is a pretender. Those that follow him bow to heresy, for only T'Kuvma will guide us to the light of the Beacon of Kahless, and unite the Houses of 'amerI'qa'.

they're teaching about lithobraking in the replies

They’re all just waving their inflatable bibles around rather than printing and binding their own intricate and screen accurate bibles from the movie.

This is unacceptable. Don’t tarnish his name with the comparison. Dooku doesn’t deserve that.

I need to go back and play this again. Purely because it’s the best video game experience there is playing my favorite superhero (Sue Storm) that doesn’t involve me having to see “gg no heals“ and “switch to dps you suck” from teammates not in their 40’s like me.

I’m playing Persona 5 for the third time right now (I beat Royale just last month.

Gonna use it to bruteforce learning Japanese by changing the audio and interface to full Japanese.

Roleplaying a clueless exchange student that nods along to serious sounding conversations with “Sou desu ne.”

For real!?!

I really really want to like it. I normally like Bethesda open world games for emergent story telling.

I ended up refunding it after I realized it was impossible to finish the pirate attack as a pacifist. My allies just couldn’t take out the pirates.

It brings me no joy to feel this way!

It’s comforting to know that an unchanging constant is that fascists innately have garbage aesthetics.

Cold pizza is one of the breakfast foods of all time.

I’ve never watched it, and I’m trying to teach myself Japanese… and I keep coming across it on crunchyroll…

You can’t say there’s a best root beer because they’re all vile!

I knew there had to be some reason I was inspired to make this yesterday.

My favorite Star Wars character.

Like, seriously. It’s so fun to have the mentor character be someone who hates everybody and is your primary source of lore about the status quo of the galaxy (and is also a pathological liar).

The MK II was fascinating for me. When I first watched Zeta, I spent almost ten episodes like “when are we going to get to the Zeta Gundam??” feeling the the MK II was boring. But it grew on me, and now it’s a top 5 Gundam. I even bought the Perfect Grade, painted it, and gave it to Emma Sheen.

Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

c tier celestial body

pros: has ice

cons: not completely covered in ice

irreconcilable flaw: is a planet, not a moon

I became a Fantastic Four megafan entirely through all the free comics I was able to read from my local library. It can happen to you too!

Janeway so determined to get her crew home she gets herself killed an impossibly high number of times.

he can make me worse

versus

I don’t know her