Another war Trump started and lost

I sure hope his lawyers plan to file an Errata pretty soon before they get embarrassed before the judge.

Any other FBI employee publicly accused in a credible media report of having these many alcohol issues would, at a minimum, be immediately subjected to a security investigation and possible psychological evaluation to determine if there is an underlying alcohol disorder.

Patel is going to be a case study for future FBI Directors on what not to do.

Greatest blockade EVER

Good, can’t wait for your deposition

To be fair, it’s the BezosPost so it’s not like standards apply anymore

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Over 3 million Virginians came out to vote in a special election in fricking April. 💪

How does an Iranian Navy that we obliterated do this? That’s so weird.

Kneel before Zod.

We’ve now reached the part of the referendum where everyone lines up, mutters “goodgamegoodgamegoodgamegoodgame“ a bunch of times with a series of low fives - the winning Yes side slightly more enthusiastic about it- and then they bring out baggies of oranges and Capri Suns for the campaign workers.

🎶 But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names,
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh 🎶

Yes

Just watched this live and they waited until after the GOP operative logged off to do it.

I won't lie, I do love having every political nerd online and on TV talking about my adopted Commonwealth of Virginia tonight.

No other election. Just us.

#38 in Patel v. Figliuzzi (S.D. Tex., 4:25-cv-02548) – CourtListener.com MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER Granting 25 Opposed MOTION TO DISMISS FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CLAIM (Signed by Judge George C Hanks, Jr) Parties notified. (knp4) (Entered: 04/21/2026)

In an extremely funny coincidence of timing, Patel's SLAPP suit against Frank Figliuzzi for saying more or less what The Atlantic said gets dismissed in Texas.

"Figliuzzi’s statement is rhetorical hyperbole that cannot constitute defamation."

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I could be wrong but I feel like this legal theory is the one DOJ/Smith declined to pursue against MAGA fundraising groups after 1/6.

And there it is..

This dude would absolutely curl up in a ball and cry if you so much as tapped his chest.

What if I crash the hotel bar after it for fun?

Subpoenas were issued in probe of Russia ‘conspiracy,’ then DOJ clawed them back, sources say The Justice Department sent subpoenas to witnesses, and then withdrew them, in its investigation of former CIA Director John Brennan for his role in the Russia investigation.

Breaking MS NOW:

The Justice Department has begun withdrawing several subpoenas that had just been issued in the criminal probe of former CIA Director John Brennan — revealing the confusion and disorder within the controversial investigation.

For shame

Exclusive: US firm in key Congo minerals deal overstated its mining experience, documents and sources show A U.S. firm central to the Trump administration's push to secure critical minerals from Congo overstated its mining experience, Reuters has found.

Well I'm absolutely shocked...SHOCKED...to learn Jacob Helberg, only in State's top minerals role because he married Keith Rabois, doesn't know how to (or doesn't care to) diligence companies.

www.reuters.com/world/africa...

The first ever happy hour press conference

Uhh….

Wow, I think this is the first time I've actually agreed with Chad. Thankfully so few of them have been competent.