seen this happen before. if you dig a big enough decorative pond on the surface it will fix it

dante's inferno layers of hell illustration

how low can you go

some of them yeah

Remind me later

ask not what the scoobert doobert but what you can doobert for the scoobert

did anyone win the battle for this hole of the nation or whatever

not a subtweet

just because you can form a sentence doesn't mean you should let others read it

uhh spoilers!!

learning some new words on noun.com

used too much. You should do this carefully

vibe coating a potato with olive oil

telling the new hire on speaker phone to keep wiggling it until the light turns on and then try not to move it

powering a web site with the power cord of my 14 year old laptop

✋ Do not the curse

I've been "letting it sink in" for two decades now and I'm still not better

I'm trying to learn

that's alright, feel better soon!

to truly appreciate Beefaroni one must understand the Boyar's unique sexual fingerprint

Chef Boyardee married
Chef Boyardee wife real

hah, I see what you did there! And you should repent

for my 5000th post whatever

trying this

🤡 🔴🤏 hönk

I'm plugging the holes with ricotta

omg yay

babe I wrangled a serpent most foul and it stuck me thrice with its venomous fangs, can you do dinner tonight

babe I'm going beastmode on our future