annexing marjorie taylor greene and renaming her "marjorie taylor red white and blue"

i saw a bug flying today. my sweet winter tranquility is coming to an end

my 3 year old got mad at me and screamed an insult at me.. "you are NOT a ghost!" i know he said it in anger but still kinda hurts

What does hot chocolate become when it cools to room temp?

trigun

well, sir. i didn't know this about myself

To the people who use veterans in whataboutisms when people bring up student loan forgiveness: why are soldiers more important to the country than doctors and engineers?

Well it's time to clear out half the fridge 🍗

"X-odus"

Don't let anyone tell you cheesecake isn't a breakfast food. Stay strong out there.

melee. still is.

Ok. New social media, new me. Don't engage with things i hate and ruin the algorithm. Don't engage with things i hate and ruin the algorithm. Don--