There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
I’m in Holyoke and they did a feature about this on the local news tonight! we all cheered lol
this is so romantic. Would be great a great spot for a wedding ceremony
handsome man smiling and tapping his head
I thought so
omg was I the only one imagining “hot like papa John” was referencing that notorious interview with Mr Papa John when he was all sweaty and talking about eating 40 pizzas?? I thought she meant no man can make her hot like this 😭😭😭
I would be genuinely mortified to have my Mommy participating in my professional life like that. Even when I was working places like Chilis and the YMCA
Can we get Jodi Foster to weigh in on how much today impressed her
always was between the Shul ladies at kiddish growing up. good enough for them, good enough for me
I thought it was a cute way to describe it
@anais.bsky.social didn’t you have a display name kinda like this for awhile? am I hallucinating?
"The gunman, the people said, ran, jumped on a bicycle and pedaled away."
Safe, bikeable infrastructure is essential in our cities
the best is when they step on them, bc you think you’re going to get your “ah-ha!” comeuppance moment. But then they just have a tantrum and you have that to deal with on top of everything else 🙄
anyway a fun fact i recently learned is you can submit copyright claims against libs of tiktok because she’s a known individual and her accounts are monetized and are platforms used to sell merch, which eradicates fair use. she can’t use your videos without licensing or consent.
@theashleyray.bsky.social your power
that last detail is 😘👌
I was offered “recreational crack smokers” too! I dumbly opened it and the 2nd or 3rd post was a pic of a guy with a crackpipe in his mouth and poop on his face
Don’t really know what I was expecting 😑
oh my god this is brilliant
had so much fun with my kids yesterday Ive spent most of the day counting down the minutes until I get to go pick them up so we can hang out again
if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 100x “ don’t you fucking dare try to include me in this jerk off session about what a loser you are. I wont say something bad about you which is what youre manipulating me into doing right now. and while I respect manipulation, you’re doing this very obviously”
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
If you try to say his advisors planned that for him, they literally didn’t know he was going to push Gaetz until he’d done it. Please stop embarrassing yourself
Seeing some “Trump picked Gaetz as a sacrificial lamb to get his other nominees through, clearly he is playing 4D chess” and I swear to fucking god how much more evidence do you need to understand this man is as capable of planning and forethought as I am of holding down a starting NBA center spot
one time i told my husband that a guy on the internet said he was wrong and he said "okay? i don't care if he lives or dies"
Cezanne's The Bather, a painting of a white guy with brown hair in swim trunks looking down and clearly a little bummed out about his circumstances
goin to MoMA rocks because they got Van Gogh's Starry Night and directly across the room this painting of a guy who just learned he's competing for attention with one of the main paintings ever painted
there used to be an option in the settings on your FB feed (when ppl still used that site) where you could select “see less of this person.” I wore that button out