like christmas you can't check your presents under the tree until it's time

I was just doing this I had that Chaka Khan going

stay strong

awesome sauce inbound

make it yesterday

scrape face off with my two front teeth

Ghetto Smosh kinda proved the in-dream-world She-Ra show-runner right

Damn!

the Balan Wonderspread

it could have happened to any of us

Pinterest dry beaters were there for me when I got put in the pen, and they were there for me when I got out

why does it look like he's taking Blabshots here?

Though my true love will always be dying before level 20 several runs in a row as the summoner class, going out to buy drinks, and coming back home to drink them while dying before level 20 several runs in a row as summoner again in Tales of Maj'Eyal

I've been getting back into Caves of Qud and have been enjoying that, to me it feels like if Skyrim's radiant quest system was actually made for a purpose other than being a tag line on the back of the box.

my quit bone is connected to my i'll never do that bone

Bart Taste in Simpson

the hero always arrives at just the right moment

this why I fuck with you, you always keep it real #textingwhiledriving

and it wasn't even a crime of passion

two dollar fifty slurpee of any size, so I dared to dream

The Amazing Diggy-MO' Circus

I really love how Araki builds a mythological language over the course of parts 1-6; A Zeppeli must die for a JoJo the same way a Merlin must teach an Arthur or a Loki must get pregnant.
Part 7 re-tells the myth and every part after gets away with being so screwy because you already know what's up

Tim Horton's Iced Capp is about to cost more than a White Baby on the Barbary Slave Trade

if people spoke positively about me or my work like they do mangaka, I'd think I was doing something wrong

I am wise beyond my nose

my life is like this

Today will henceforth be known as Cookie Blair's Emancipation Day

they did a c-section on a grape that's how I was born

never caught lacking