We have a container that’s literally just my albuterol inhaler and a metric fuckton of gummies, and I have never felt more represented. @annula6970.bsky.social

My girlfriend is so fucking pretty, like how did I bag such a baddie? 🔥

Love of my life😍

Maybe life is just about having someone to wash dishes and play video games with.

@cleverboyplays.bsky.social

“Me taking my hand off of your tit to find this pokemon is not rejection”

@annula6970.bsky.social: “I would never can’t. I can only are!”

“What’s this? Oh, these are my fingers.” - @annula6970.bsky.social

She’s throwing ass to Nobuo Uematsu again. @annula6970.bsky.social

Choosing violence since the minute she woke up 🙄

Nvm he wasn’t watching, he just fell asleep.

Little goth on the prairie😘

🥵

Stop me when I’m telling lies!

Me: “Babe, I have something really cool to show you!”

@annula6970.bsky.social: *immediately looks down at my crotch*

I don’t have the spoons for anal sex!

She was sexting me while discussing home renovations on The Sims.

@annula6970.bsky.social: “Thanks for coming up from sucking my titty to ask me questions about my favorite movie, Interstellar!”

I love you 🩷

“Do you think our sex life is getting stagnant?” - @annula6970.bsky.social after skipping sex one night while I’m sick

He miss you btw

Me, scrolling through YouTube: “I wanna watch something fun.”

Her: “Hey, you passed ‘10 Killers who Murdered Their Own Friends!’”

@annula6970.bsky.social

You did for pretty much the entire summer when we first started talking.

Listen, if we’re bringing back nazis we might as well bring back quaaludes too.

The MAGA pipeline from “Don’t tread on me” to “Plz tread on me daddy 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻” needs to be examined.

I wish I would have known before I took the D.A.R.E. pledge in elementary school that drugs can come in gummy form or taste like cereal milk.

He loves you most, I bet

My gobby girlfriend!

I love you so very much♥️♥️

I’m in love with my best friend 🥰