everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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I just hope all the UF and iDigBio people pushing for more genAI are enjoying the unprecedented 200 year drought and ongoing wildfires all over the state. Their owners said they can't talk about the environmental impacts of their toy, but at least now they can see them

I've fallen back into dq builders 2. all is right in the world

Computer, play the Gameboy Advance startup jingle at max volume please

oh baby a TRIPLE

ngl i'm hashtag praying that this goes away on its own bc a guy cannot afford to go to the dentist over this ordeal 🫠

putting my leftover lidocaine rx to USE ( i ground my teeth so hard over the span of a couple nights that the entire left half of my jaw is killing me)

Little gift to Sampo fans for April's Fools day 🎭
#hsr #honkaistarrail

Good morning! 🌞 Thank you so much to everyone who ordered something from my garden shop update last night! I’m so excited to send these beauties your way!

There’s currently 3 pendants still hanging out from last nights drop if you missed it! 🍅🍑🍄

Finally playing Hades II and........

Every day I wake up and I'm grateful for women 😩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

"Stay a while and listen."

#dorohedoro

i want. the new tomodachi game :(

you win 100% of the wars you don't start

a functional website, free of AI and condescending staff

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I Think Less Of Those Who Use AI

"despite everything, it's still you" only this is about my ex's wi-fi pw still being the same

I guess I will not be using bsky today

it’s called vibe coding because nothing shows up and all your left with are vibes

I miss zoids

reading manga regularly again feels fantastic. it's good for the soul

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

two characters standing on a bridge in front of a huge wall of glass. there's water behind it, and a giant jellyfish carrying a fetus inside it

incubation

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This serpentine stone is the most perfect shade of green. 🐍 Of course I had to turn it into a snake pendant for this week’s garden themed shop update! Wrapped in copper wire, & that pop of orange in the hail is spiny oyster shell. 🧡

Hades II comic Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful) Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)

Hades II comic Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends" Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!" Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background

hades 2 on ps5/xbox yay
reposting some comics 🌟

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

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