Jasmine Ironlung

I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me

He gave out free vodka before the feds destroyed his distillery.

Rev bought a candy bar for a veteran once, so Julie needs to back off.

Oh, probably just collapse into a pile of goo, you?

A white tailed deer buck with velvety antlers looking my way because husband made a snort. The buck is very sweet and gentle and I hope nobody shoots him this fall.

Sweet boy

Some cloth strips hooked to a hanger with drying sage and parsley and peppers and bags of coriander all clothes pinned on. The wall is yellow, the peppers brightly colored red and orange and greenish yellow, it looks so cute and makes me so happy might just keep them there forever.

Homemade drying rack getting kinda full

My dog sleeps 23 hours of the day so that she'll be really energetic when the Vikings invade.

After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.

Ever get stuck appreciating the mouth feel of a word? Like, ameliorate, ameliorate, ameliorate. Delicious.

Why is oversight the opposite of overlooking

Picture of a full moon through a hole in the silhouette trees and a hole in the rain clouds. It was fun while it lasted.

A peek through the rain clouds

Can't. I have six tries to find a hidden five-letter word.

A conclave of rubber ducks meets in the deep woods once every decade to discuss their centuries long anthropological study of the human race.

#TinyStories

If you stand outside under the full moon with a Tootsie pop upheld in each hand, an owl or two will come to answer life's biggest mysteries, or give you winning lottery numbers...or just steal the suckers and fly away. It's a toss-up. Owls are unpredictable creatures.

stagflation is when we don't have enough doe

My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease

My 9 month old tuxedo big baby cat lying on his back but kinda half pulling himself up. He has a shocked/stricken expression on his face so he looks like a person suddenly sitting up realising something. In real life I think he saw a fly

SHIIIT - where's my phone??

Ammonia and salmonella would be beautiful names for twin girls who are also mortal enemies

When you're floating up in an abduction ray it's like you have all the time in your world to wonder "is this a notification"

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Whenever anyone mentions cranking hog I picture them winding up a big pig's tail like they're powering up an old model-T

That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live

More like...like ewww.

Chugging canola oil for its calming effect.

If you’ve ever felt cursed—congratulations. You’ve been chosen. You’re the only one who can break it.

"I believe in letting things heal naturally," I say, welcoming the demon blood pathogens in through my open chest wound.