Posts by Matty
Shes thawing out
When you clopen but forget a blanket
Nobody is more irritated than a dive bartender when a random customer walks into the bar.
For the love of God It's liquor THEN mixer:
Gin & Tonic. Whiskey & Coke. Titos & Vodka! π
Im only going out for one. Me at last call:
Bartending skit. Follow for more!
Im back! π€π€
Millenial Americans can not take anything seriously and I love it. Newly elected Pope is from Chicago? Bet. 37,000 memes about Old Style, Chicago hotdogs, & MalΓΆrt. π€£π
Stupid Trump policies but make em service industry related.
2024: No tax on tips! 2025: Jk but we're banning paper straws! π
"It's the Blue Chase card." My brother in Christ, I have 17 of those back here.
About to have a virtual lunch with my cutie pie π @bellag224.bsky.social
What up Ft. Worth!
Bout to watch Con Air on this flight.
Time to catch a flight!
Less than 24 hours and I will be in Dallas! ππ
We just made it through the 10 darkest weeks. Slow season is almost over, bartenders!
Aye Canada, I don't claim the orange man. Don't cut my power!
-Sincerely this Wisconsinite π«£π
Looking to boost my views everywhere. Anything you all want to see video wise?
300k across all platforms. Blows my mind. π₯Ήπ«Ά
90 followers on here?! Let's fucking goooo. P.S. I sell merch. Check out my linktree!
Do we get banned on this app too!? Fuck it. I'll say it. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!