Actually, no! I stayed dry this time, thank you very much

That’s all that matters then

Not if I would like to keep any shred of innocence

Can I still be your husband though?

I would like not to be banned on any app

I would like to not be banned from this app

Answering, ‘good thanks, just a chilled one’, when someone at work asks how my weekend was has to be the biggest lie I’ve repeatedly told.

I’m gay. It was not chilled.

Yes

Are you cheating on me already?

Then everybody wins

And is it working?

😇 😇😇

Every head.

A rough week to say the least. Let me know if there is anything I can do during this difficult time 😔 💔

Only if it helps you through the grieving process

Thought and prayers with @buffyfanboy.bsky.social and @lukee.bsky.social today

Bed head

Zooming tastefully

Could we make it messier first though? 💦

When the franchise peaked yeeeears ago, can we acknowledge that this weeks episode of UK vs the world might just be one of the greatest makeover episodes

Only if we can watch you in return

Only if I get to watch you first

That goes a long way thank you

I am painfully hungover, please send help and nudes

Oh the classic cycle

I dread to think where it ended up then

Those are some deep thoughts for 1.30am

Deal

Depends how many?

Accidentally shaved off my moustache and now I feel like a 👶🏻