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Posts by James Mellish

"Wrong answers only" is one of the least funny memes of all time, which is really saying something.

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Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.

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Fox Kids โ€“ Fox's Spook-tacular Saturday | 1992 | Full Episodes with Commercials
Fox Kids โ€“ Fox's Spook-tacular Saturday | 1992 | Full Episodes with Commercials YouTube video by Noxy repeat

It's weirdly quaint watching old programming blocks like the one below on youtube and seeing ads for stuff like... ketchup. Also funny seeing what ads were like back when ad agencies were clearly making shit based purely on vibes and not focus groups

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxbZ...

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Given the fact that Jenner is 34, they might not protect her. Similar to how Hilary Knight went unprotected

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Hughes had so many incredible chances this game, it's only right that she finally buries one!

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Holy shit that Mrazova goal was absolutely nutty

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It's on my mount rushmore of savage hockey tweets along with a tweet from Arpon Basu during the Dom Ducharme era that said something to the effect of "Just now realizing that the Habs D are actually being purposefully told to both pinch to the same side in the D-zone. It's uhhhh... not working"

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One of my fave hockey tweets of all-time was this post from when Colorado acquired Johansson. Saying dude doesn't stop pucks IN PRACTICE is crazy ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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I definitely believe the Sirens have the best branding, logo, and merch among the PWHL teams. And sadly, I think the Charge have the worst logo ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Even more insane is their compulsion to post these things. They could just say nothing but they are so starved for attention that they will embarrass themselves just to get eyeballs ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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Shared this with my friend who was also a power user in her youth and she said she was curious about your scam ring because she recalled the stock market being immune to user influence

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This post has Sens Dipshit energy (extremely complimentary)

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There's no way to lie by telling the truth. If you wouldn't give a player a penalty for going up to a ref and saying "that guy fouled me", then you shouldn't give them a penalty for saying it in any other way.

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Diving/embellishment (in the event that the player is doing it to draw attention to a foul being committed against them) is the stupidest penalty in any sport and is basically rooted in the toxic masculine ideal that 'complaining about cheating is worse than actual cheating'

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Also Fuhr played before butterfly style was popular, which is wayyyy harder on the body than the standup style Fuhr was playing

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The wisdom of 'you don't owe toxic people anything' got twisted to be 'you don't owe ANYONE anything' andddd suddenly behavior like this became rampant ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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AND Norm Maciver

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Interesting! Obviously everyone's bodies are different and there are also differences in the medications. I have been on ritalin and concerta over the years. I don't take meds on the weekends simply because I want to sustain their efficacy at my current dose for as long as possible

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Crashing was a major issue for me early on until I started saying to myself "I know you don't FEEL hungry but it's 1pm and that means it's time to have lunch anyway." Similarly, I make sure I've drank a certain amount of water by different times of day. Now I don't have big crashes

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The big key is to develop healthy routines while on the meds. Because you probably won't drink enough water or eat enough while on them. That's the biggest contributor to crashing. Make sure to drink and eat like normal and you'll feel better at end of day

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Depressing that the Sens roster currently carries FOUR players for whom this sentiment could apply

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The lighting for their photos in consistently insane

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When the Sens win

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I went through a dark period in 2018 where I similarly asked for kind words from folks and it really helped me weather that stretch of time. Gotta return the favor to the world when there are people like you who bring such joy! ๐Ÿซก

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Whenever my friends ask who to follow on bsky, I plug you immediately. My wife and I reference your "woman of ill-repute nude" post on a regular basis. I love your kindness and whimsy and your dedication to handiwork because I am a soft computer boi who has always wanted more practical skills

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The passing game in particular seemed abysmal today. Tons of bad communication and ill-advised passes

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No. I hadn't recalled hearing this crew before (although I'm sure I have at some point)

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Back in my parody-writing days I considered doing a 'Where is the Truculence' parody of General Public's 'Where is the Tenderness'?

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Meanwhile my other favorite sports team making the right headlines ๐Ÿซก

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This is exactly how I feel about so many famous hockey stories like Bergeron playing with the collapsed lung. Just dumb as hell.

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