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Posts by Phoebe Woods • Nurturing sadist

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Spider mom and snake mom now (also a cat mom)

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Oopsie got a ball python

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Yeah it’s not a good look to snap at the people you are claiming to want to protect. None of it was productive and it’s gone too far in the wrong direction.

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It’s really disappointing bc we are literally on the same team, and she is one of very few civvies who is doing the work and speaking up for sex workers.

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A female regal jumping spider on her companion’s manicured fingernail.

A female regal jumping spider on her companion’s manicured fingernail.

Proud spood mom. Pearl officially successfully molted. She’s eaten twice since and we had some bonding time. I love her so much 👉🏼👈🏼

#jumpingspider #regaljumpingspider

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These shoes are made for 🥜 stomping

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A female regal jumping spider on her companion’s manicured fingernail.

A female regal jumping spider on her companion’s manicured fingernail.

Proud spood mom. Pearl officially successfully molted. She’s eaten twice since and we had some bonding time. I love her so much 👉🏼👈🏼

#jumpingspider #regaljumpingspider

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This is the stupidest take I have ever seen. I literally sent the person my website which has several clear ways to pay me, and they ignored it.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt went to the Senate claiming to "hold big tech accountable" while promoting The Heritage Foundation's tech policy agenda and boosting groups like Morality in Media (aka NCOSE), which has sought to criminalize LGBTQ sex, w board members that support conversion therapy

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Laura Loomer is such a fucking moron.

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We can take turns stepping on each other 👉🏼👈🏼

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These shoes are made for 🥜 stomping

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Gorgeous!

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Beaaauuuuuutiful! And wonderful humans. Wish I was there too 😭

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This is pre-molt, btw. She is still recovering in her nest.

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A female regal jumping spider sits on her human companion’s finger

A female regal jumping spider sits on her human companion’s finger

Behold: Pearl’s lil back hairs

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She’s so cute and beautiful 🥹 her fang covers are purple. I highly recommend them for pets, they are so interesting. Spiders are so docile and misunderstood.

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A female regal jumping spider hanging out on the index fingernail of her human friend.

A female regal jumping spider hanging out on the index fingernail of her human friend.

Fun fact about me is that I have a pet jumping spider. She just did her first successful molt with me and I’m so proud 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 we aren’t totally out of the woods yet while she strengthens her new exoskeleton, but I can’t wait to hang with her again. I missed her while she was in her nest prepping.

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A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

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So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.

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That was fast 😛 still plenty to choose from.

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I just added a bunch of items to my wishlist, and it’s not too late to spoil me for Valentine’s Day. There are gifts for all budgets so no excuses 💋

throne.com/thephoebewoods

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A curvy, dominant red head in a mirror picture with thigh high black boots and a matching red lingerie set

A curvy, dominant red head in a mirror picture with thigh high black boots and a matching red lingerie set

Morning bitch bois and beautiful dommes, say it back.

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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

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Someone’s cuttin onions in here!

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I do too!

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Thissssss.

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Trust that not one single person is looking at you the way that you are looking at yourself. Protect your peace, but know that you are loved and admired. Meeting you and @lanaty.com was one of the biggest highlights of my AVN experience.

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Fuck ICE

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