Okay first of all what? And second of all huh? @unormal.bsky.social

“this album just came and went”
“remember this month old game?”

PLEASE. let art live and exist!! forever!! what a miserable way to live, to bounce from new thing to new thing, rapidly consuming art as trends and not allowing yourself to fully experience a story and reflect on it as it settles

Ain’t that the truth.

We can trade. You go then I go and we’re all set.

Okay but can you like… be sexy about it?

Anybody wanna be my Discord therapist? It’s like real therapy but it doesn’t cost me anything and I burden you with my emotional wellbeing.

#gamedev

It not a video game unless it has one of the following.

- a casino level
- double jump
- a red or green potion that heals you

Racing Stripes YouTube video by Aesop Rock - Topic

youtu.be/gqY__-VaRWw?...

they don't make cousin games anymore
games only cousins have

Test this you filthy casuals.

SOMEONE SAY DARK SCROLLS DEMO?

In Gutter Arcade games I set the timescale to 0, effectively causing everything to stop running code until I unpause at set the timescale back to 1 or whatever.

Skyrim The VideoGame!

This ^

Every day I open my eyes and my son says “daddy I want to watch cake pop demon hinters*

Hey. It’s been six minutes. You said I wouldn’t last five minutes playing this game and I’m still alive. This is false advertising. I want a refund.

Desenhos dos membros da banda Angine de Poitrine num traço infantil

Anginitos de Poitrinitos

Thank you to whoever invented Tajin On Everythang.

Austin Powers 2 - Johnson! YouTube video by James Anderson

Pokopia ending youtu.be/j3EnNP4jB1E?...

Perfect execution.

When you select Quit he should scream for half a second before he’s cut off by game closing.

I would in less than 1 second.

They made Marathon pacifically for me. They didn’t hire me at Bungie back in 2024 because they didn’t want to spoil anything. I appreciate that so much.

My son saw this last week and was beside himself with grief that we didn’t buy it. It’s $140 😒

Wishlist Dark Scrolls and you too can experience this level of serotonin 😌💣

store.steampowered.com/app/2912550/...

He’s got several Toads on his payroll.

Listen up you fuckin goomba. I want you to find this prick Mahrio and when you do I want you to fawkin kill him. Do you undastand me? Huh? And if you don’t so help me god they’ll find you and all your friends stuffed in a pipe. Capiche?

If James Gandolfini were alive he would have been Bowser.