Ecco The Dolphin playable on the official website. There's another countdown (2157 hours, or July 21st) www.eccothedolphin.com

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

i have one joke and it gets funnier every time i do it

MY MOM

im the one that tells LIES

you know who else just had some real good fuckin mochi

Her Final Joke Was Kindness Her finest work in death. Dark present, darkness forever.

Salutations, miserables and other assorted lint particles. My website and bandcamp both have received major overhauls. Please check them out if you haven't in awhile:

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Trig Jegman Enigmatic, eccentric, and embittered, Trig Jegman stands as an entertainer epicenter of the niche masses, spinning up variety that pushes a level of creativity few can hope to imagine. Whether or not ...

My bandcamp page is significantly less ugly now

trigjegman.bandcamp.com

daydrinking this daydrinking that buddy its a lemonade calm down

Any random billionaire or even merely millionaire executive controlling literally everything, would die in a gristly manner in about a week of living like a normal person with a normal job.

when i tell you i had the immense displeasure of seeing that Ratty Fucking Bitch again i need to emphasize she was a Fucking Bitch towards the end of it and afterward

Eat Shit and Suffocate

This is why the democrats are almost as unpopular as Trump

im five teeth lighter

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"yeah man we cleaned the windows"

uh huh

i just want to write, man

Just so we’re clear here, conversion therapy is torture. Religious fanatics have demanded the right to traumatize and torment their own children because they are cowardly bigots. I hate this corrupt Supreme Court.

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

being mean to my friend? youre being sent to shifting sand land. its got at least two cubic tons of the stuff. have fun navigating that

what they dont tell you about working in a parking garage is that your main enemy isnt people, temperature, or trash

its sand

oh my god why is there so much sand. how is it everywhere. where does it come from. its impossible to remove. i hate the sand.

ready for round two

i lived bitch

seventeen hour day versus one rogue trig, who will win

(its not trig)

gods give their strongest battles to their most deserving soldiers but i just devoured a full little caesars pizza in ten minutes sober so like i think i win a ticket to the afterlife

user abbiistabbii: The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing. Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour. It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words!

That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go

It promotes a growth mindset!!
www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

i can tell im back home because this airport has a bench with no separators

Wikipedian Paw Patroler simulator just dropped

two more showers have confused me in this time why the fuck did one have levers

while im here, fuck american airlines all my homies hate american airlines

theres no greater form of birth control on the planet than toddlers on airplanes