like I’m still lurking i just don’t feel the need to be unhinged

unfortunately having a stable career and a happy relationship has made me abandon my internet humor (for the best, honestly)

unfortunately they’re right

it’s so much easier and more enjoyable to finish your little tasks when you get to check a box to mark them as complete

if anyone is wondering how I’m doing I got on the wrong train twice today

my bf has hit unprecedented levels of brain rot idek what he’s sending me anymore lmaoooo

also- the new pfp? 🥵

oo i wanna do one of these!!

tewsdey

the Baltimore accent is actually insane to hear in person

the tweets here kinda feel like eating a stale chip

what about gouda

literally the last time i felt happy being on my phone

I’ll never go back because the vibes there are atrocious but I wish bsky was funnier

i miss 2020-2022 twitter

this is what i needed to hear ty

I’m convinced

America sucks because no one turns their swag on anymore

i didn’t think it would be my thing at alllll but it was so mf good

my bf made me watch arcane and ngl that was one of the best things i’ve ever watched

no one tells you that moving to a new city will make you dissociate constantly and question your place in a world where nothing is familiar

two adhd bitches saying “do you know where i put that?”

u always were

how many fingers do u have

ur so me

every time i tell myself i’m just gonna wear glasses for a while to save money i cave and order more contacts after 2 days because i hate the feeling of glasses so much lololol

i’m gonna suck your balls when i say this…

it was a hit

cooking is lowkey so fun

the way i neverrr cooked when i lived alone and now every day i’m like “hehe what should i make us tonight?”

so anyways i’m making smashed red potatoes and marry me tuscan chicken

let me know if you need recs 😎 i have some for every price point and im soooo happy to help!!