Why does the English language have like, 50 words for poop but only one with a few you can force for "hand" or "foot"

Apropos of nothing, if the creator of something you cherished turns out to be a horrible person, the answer isn't to close your hearts for fear of disappointment, it's to love more. Love with abandon, because there's always new art to find, love so much as to always outweigh the disappointments. ❤️

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

how do we live in a world where the gulf war gets three installments and multiple spinoffs but the one disaster everyone was hype about, the northernlion supercruise, gets CANCELLED????

omg, my girlfriend @slylilprincess.bsky.social wrote that one!!!

fifty.... oh, honey...

Author’s barely disguised fetish isn’t enough. I need authors blatant fetish that crashes int the story like the Kool-Aid man

yeah... but it being a message that a server owner can't even delete that doesn't tell you its going to be left there when you click the button is INSANE

Screenshot of the message announcing the mod action.

This feature assumes that you are taking someone out of a thread without full-on banning them from a space. It doesn't hide the thread from them. It's a gentle, quiet nudge of a mod action

What universe would I want that mod action in my toolkit to MANDATE being announced loudly if I ever use it?!?

the fact that the discord UI announces to a channel if you remove a user from a forum thread as a mod action, without telling you it will, and that you can't delete that message even if you're the server owner, is such poor design for de-escalation I have to assume it's a bug. @discord.com pls???

IF AMPHAROS HAD THE MOVE I WOULDNT MIND BUT IT DOESNT

consider, when thinking of the injustices of the world, that Ampharos still does not learn the move Tail Glow, somehow, but that fucking xurkitree does, a pokemon that does not have a tail

My girlfriend from Canada brought us canadian kitkats to try and you know its from canada because on the top of the package it has a thing about the NHL in both english and french and nowhere on earth else would anyone talk about the NHL in french on the packaging of a bag of candy

This dungeon might be a lil tough to solo (@zellaafterdark.bsky.social)

This is maybe the best advertisement I could have ever been given to read this 👀

Update: she keeps screaming Im going to "kill everything she once was" which is obviously ridiculous

fortunately her mind control implantation is soon. I'm planning some intensive memory alterations, perhaps I'll make her think I personally raised her from an egg, or whatever it is humans come from

I tried explaining to her that she is very stupid compared to me and she only seems more upset. It's simply factually true!

Thank goodness I was going to do that anyway. Petwives, am I right

Am I [2147 F] not treating my petwife [32 f] right? I drank her blood, made her beg for highly addictive treats, drugged her to want me physically, brainwashed her to say she loves me... But this morning she woke up so angry, says love "isn't just chemistry in the brain." But it clearly is!!!

AITA?

In the last few years, I've heard "influencer behavior" join the crybullying lexicon, which while less abelist is still an unhinged thing to call someone in a non monetized fan community who is just "opinionated and babbles about their own art a lot"

(It's also completely unfalsifiable of course)

"neurodivergence accepting art space" types when someone whose autism manifests in excitedly infodumping about the blorbos they made up annoys them, reaching for "narcissist" as their old reliable go-to word to throw out as a slur should not be as common as it is

yeah honestly I trust the federal government less than id trust a fae trickster right now, they dont get my true name

"I made an ao3 account just to comment on this because i loved it so much" is a straight dopamine hit

holy shit lmao

Glossary Comptop: when you force someone to gamemaster every ttrpg session you play and never offer to gamemaster yourself. He/Him: a gender-neutral pronoun set Injections: a way to change your sex, generally preferred among boys and girls for its effectiveness. It/Its: a pronoun set used by women. Mecha: a genre well-known for its history of putting teenage girls in robots to kill things, popularized in the 80s. (See: Mobile Suit Gundam, Neon Genesis Evangelion, STRAIN) Mechsploitation: see ‘Mecha’. Sex: when you bite someone very hard and they say thank you. She/Her: a pronoun set used for objects, such as guns. They/Them: a pronoun set used for women. TTRPG (Tabletop Role-Playing Game): a method of shared storytelling invented in the mid-2000s by various members of the queer community.

Oh. Oh, thank goodness that the art generated by a computer based on non consensually sourced data sets is fine. Better not put a fucking spiral in those eyes though or you're DONEZO

I am remarkably fortunate and this ultimately doesn't effect me currently, but it is depressing watching the bridge i ran across to survive fall into the sea just a few steps behind me.

patreon banning hypnosis lmao

can't wait for even more "gooning" stuff to be made

Also, its really funny how in the femswap, where Remy is a woman and not a man, SHE comes off like shes actually regressed to the mental state of a child, whereas HE comes off like a relatively normal straight adult man saying the exact same lines

the social commentary writes itself

the narrator and protag is the alien who took this little guy as a pet and it is really fun writing her seeing him as basically a very cute dog while he thinks they're married so what he thinks is a sex scene is actually like...

lmao