At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Hyped!

💜💜💜💜💜

Not only do I want 20+ episodes in a season but I want them released weekly, not all at once.

Why do we care about this site’s user growth? We don’t get a cut of that.

Oh Jerry Orbach 💜

Some of my favs.

#uspoli important

100% I'm happy to see this move from Hank too- physical media 💜

Just $8 each??? WHAT!? The only thing I can afford in this economy, thanks y'all!!

Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

Folks, good news: The Onion is a hundred or so subs away from reaching the long-awaited number of 69,420 paid print subscribers.

If you’re that one magic subscriber, we’ll send you a mystery gift box as a thanks.

Sign up or regret it forever. We’re on sale for a week. Make sexweed number history.

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you.

Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

NOW is the perfect time to order more Keats & Co. to support the fight to #EndTB

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#TB #WorldTBDay #stopTB #YesWeCanEndTB #DFTBA

Always the best:
"Sam suffered from Lewy Body Dementia for several years. As per Sam’s wishes, there will be no memorial service. In lieu of flowers, his family asks for donations to be made in his name to either Hero Initiative, Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, or the Lewy Body Dementia Association."

This is your reminder that if you are a class member and have NOT yet filed a claim in Anthropic v. Bartz, the AI copyright lawsuit, you have 9 days to do so.

Still have mine too and wisdom teeth. *hugs*

HUGS

A landline, wall mounted telephone. It is in the shape of Ireland and is entirely green, with the exception of a dozen cities labeled in white.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

'Sinners' Musical Performance | 98th Oscars (2026) YouTube video by Oscars

I could watch this forever. youtu.be/j3ae7BvTuC4?...

Autumn Durald Arkapaw, the cinematographer behind “Sinners,” became the first woman — and first woman of color — to win an Oscar in the category. https://bit.ly/4s9KYZj

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 203

#StarWars

Michael B Jordan #98thOscars

Sinners is a great film. That's all.

In 2025, Savy King collapsed on the field due to a heart condition. Today, she makes her return to the pitch.

Welcome back, Savy 👏

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

Autumn Durald Arkapaw is the FIRST female cinematographer to ever win the Oscar for Best Cinematography, for her work on Sinners. She is also the first woman of color to win and be nominated for this category. When she asked every woman in the audience to stand, I got so emotional. #Oscars

Time to remind folks again.

Let's have more directors put bigger budgets, bigger concepts and faith in female cinematographers.

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Today is Long COVID Awareness Day. I’m glad we have this because there is still a real lack of awareness, even from people like doctors.

Long COVID needs more research. We need better treatments urgently.

But in the short term we need empathy, understanding, education, and accommodation.

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 202

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