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NAH IM FRIED THIS GIT ME SO WAAK 😭😭😭😭

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Had a dream I broke a banjo.

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We're playing:

Overture to The Marriage of Figaro – Mozart

Concerto in D major for Violin and Orchestra with soloist Elliot heaton – Beethoven

Petite Symphonie for Winds – Gounod

Symphony No. 4 in A major (“Italian sumphony”) – Mendelssohn

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Today! The Ypsilanti Symphony orchestra is playing our season finale at Lincoln high School in Ypsilanti at 3:30!

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My dreams have intermissions

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There are so many different kinds of mangoes.

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As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango

As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango

Stawbango

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My high school English teacher wore the bone from the penis of a road kill raccoon on a necklace

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Columbo is pretty good. Lots of episodes. You can follow pretty well based on dialogue alone.

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My high school English teacher wore the bone from the penis of a road kill raccoon on a necklace

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A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.

A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.

My foster cat whom gave birth in my bathroom went back to the shelter today. This is her with one of the babies she made. I still have babies for a while.

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My horrible step son, Homble, has stained the couch with his jissom

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I took my foster kittens in to the shelter today for vaccines and the vet told me that the kittens hissed at them, so I should expose them to more people

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what if it happens today?

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Still trying to find a home for this painting! Asking price is £200 but I’m happy to accept lower offers! 🦊🐸💚

Shares appreciated!! #art #acrylic

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URGENT! 
The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online.

CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS!
978-485-4694

URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694

Okay bluesky I need your help

I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros

Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"

Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

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Whistleblower says Trump officials thought USAID did 'just abortions,' asked for 'Barney-style' slides before gutting agency, per new book Read an exclusive excerpt from Nicholas Enrich's "Into the Wood Chipper"

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.

'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

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Knife gf

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Probably the biggest revelation from Welcome to Derry is that It shits.

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One of the many revelations from the Mickey Mouse disco album is that Donald is a top.

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Had a Teams interview. Seems like it went ok.

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But the people mover

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Have your credit card ready for easy payment

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Love the american conservative obsession with committing violence.

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Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie

Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie

Black and white can mouth closed on the zipper of a red hoodie

Black and white can mouth closed on the zipper of a red hoodie

The foster kittens are becoming violent

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The ventriloquist dummy was scary, as all ventriloquist dummies are scary

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Illustration from Dune Messiah showing three people standing before a giant sandworm man hybrid. I think is Paul but I haven't read beyond the first Dune book since I was a teenager and can't really remember

Illustration from Dune Messiah showing three people standing before a giant sandworm man hybrid. I think is Paul but I haven't read beyond the first Dune book since I was a teenager and can't really remember

This is what babysitting feels like

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I want them to release what the song sounded like as they were singing along while filming this

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