Posts by JonBenét Lambsy
NAH IM FRIED THIS GIT ME SO WAAK 😭😭😭😭
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Had a dream I broke a banjo.
We're playing:
Overture to The Marriage of Figaro – Mozart
Concerto in D major for Violin and Orchestra with soloist Elliot heaton – Beethoven
Petite Symphonie for Winds – Gounod
Symphony No. 4 in A major (“Italian sumphony”) – Mendelssohn
Today! The Ypsilanti Symphony orchestra is playing our season finale at Lincoln high School in Ypsilanti at 3:30!
My dreams have intermissions
There are so many different kinds of mangoes.
As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango
Stawbango
My high school English teacher wore the bone from the penis of a road kill raccoon on a necklace
Columbo is pretty good. Lots of episodes. You can follow pretty well based on dialogue alone.
My high school English teacher wore the bone from the penis of a road kill raccoon on a necklace
A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.
My foster cat whom gave birth in my bathroom went back to the shelter today. This is her with one of the babies she made. I still have babies for a while.
My horrible step son, Homble, has stained the couch with his jissom
I took my foster kittens in to the shelter today for vaccines and the vet told me that the kittens hissed at them, so I should expose them to more people
what if it happens today?
Still trying to find a home for this painting! Asking price is £200 but I’m happy to accept lower offers! 🦊🐸💚
Shares appreciated!! #art #acrylic
URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694
Okay bluesky I need your help
I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros
Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"
Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do
NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.
'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:
Knife gf
Probably the biggest revelation from Welcome to Derry is that It shits.
One of the many revelations from the Mickey Mouse disco album is that Donald is a top.
Had a Teams interview. Seems like it went ok.
But the people mover
Have your credit card ready for easy payment
Love the american conservative obsession with committing violence.
Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie
Black and white can mouth closed on the zipper of a red hoodie
The foster kittens are becoming violent
The ventriloquist dummy was scary, as all ventriloquist dummies are scary
Illustration from Dune Messiah showing three people standing before a giant sandworm man hybrid. I think is Paul but I haven't read beyond the first Dune book since I was a teenager and can't really remember
This is what babysitting feels like
I want them to release what the song sounded like as they were singing along while filming this