WHAT A GOOD DAY TO START A CALM WEEK. Listen. LISTEN. We are going to have a nice sweet week. Let's all tame those hypies and prepare to be REASONABLE good plan yes great plan good great awesome good talk. #bereasonable #happymonday #liveontwitch

GOBLINS THIS MEANS WE WILL HAVE SO MANY MINUTES AND SO I EXPECT ABSOLUTELY IMMACULATE BEHAVIOUR WE WILL ALL BEHAVE IN A REASONABLE FASHION DO NOT TEST ME THIS WEEK YOU GOBLINS. *cough* I mean.. let's have a nice sweet chill week, yes? Yes. GOOD PLAN. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

WHAT ABOUT A NICE CHILL END TO THE WEEK YES?? We have to discuss the deepest unintelligibles of goblin lore, and HAVE A NICE SWEET PRODUCTIVE STREAM GOOD EXCELLENT PLAN EVERYONE GOT IT GREAT GOOD SEE YOU SOON IGNORE THE FIRETRUMPETS. #everthingisfine #itsjustonfire

PUT AWAY THE TRUMPETS AND PUT OUT THE FIRES. We will be doing every single redeem because we are ON TASK NOW. Get ready to behave yourselves SEE YOU SOON #NONONSENSE #FULLPRODUCTIVITY #BEREASONABLE

GOBLIN ANGELS IT IS A WHOLE NEW WEEK... wait.. what... what is that new emote.... AND WHY IS THERE GLITTER EVERYWHERE #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

We have a packed week PLUS have you seen the ⁠📣announcements in discord about a certain goblin summer camp?!?! LET'S READY OURSELVES FOR A NICE REASONABLE WEEK SEE YOU SOON GOBLINS. #whatsupthisweek #livestreamschedule #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

JUST.... WE JUST... NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A FRANNEX... BIGGER. FOR REASONS. THE PHYSICS ARE... GOBLINY. FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE OK THIS IS FINE #everythingisfine #remaincalm #thefireispartofhowfineitis #finefriday

Do we have to perform a piece titled "I'm Sorry Mods" for reasons that are totally not a big deal and definitely not on fire? We're live at 5pm eastern EVERYONE SIT STILL AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THERE WAS AN INCIDENT. #everythingisfine #nevermindthefire #donttouchanything #ohgodwerelive

FARCHRIL IS OFF TO A DISASTROUS START AND WE NEED TO REGAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER. NOW PLEASE STOP DESTROYING THE LEADERBOARD WE ARE ELEVEN SECONDS INTO FARCHRIL BE REASONABLE YOU GOBLINS. #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek #itsanartstream #sortof

APRIL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ORDERLY WE ARE OFF TO A VERY FERAL START. We're live at NOON eastern and it's time to bring in the spring! PUTCHER PRODUCTIVE PANTS ON GOBLINS IT'S ABRENDA TIME. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

I have tidied up the leaderboard and it is PRISTINE and it is going to stay that way. We have a mission-based surprise AND an ANNOUNCEMENT that I have been shrieking inwardly about for weeks OMG IT IS ANNOUNCETIME #AprilisforAbrendas #BeReasonable #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

IT IS A TOTALLY REGULAR MONDAY STREAM DAY AND TIME AND OUR MONTH OF FARCH FINALE. Everyone smash the unfollow button and run for your lives IT'S MONDAY OH DEAR GAWD #happymonday #liveontwitch #everythingisfine

NOW LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. YOU ALL HAVE A NICE NORMAL REGULAR SCHEDULE YOU SEE???
All this and some veryyyyyy special announcements
SPEAAAKING of which peep that note in the ⁠📣announcements section on discord ooo.....
#liveontwitch #whatsupnextweek #itsanartstream #sortof

WHADDYOOO MEAN SATURDAY STREAM?!?! WE'RE LIVE AT 3PM EASTERN BECAUSE HAVE YOU *SEEN* THIS DISASTERMESS?!?! GET YOUR HARDHATS ON AND WEAR PROTECTIVE EYE MASKS IT'S A SATURDAY STREAAAMMMMMM #GOBLINCODED #LIVEONTWITCH #ITSANARTSTREAM #SORTOF

IN A DISASTROUS TURN OF EVENTS WE ARE STARTING THE STREAM IN A TERRIFYING GONG DEFICIT AND WILL BE REVIEWING YOUR INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE NUNERNET BEHAVIOUR. #PLEASEBEREASONABLE #LIVEONTWITCH #HAPPYFRIDAY #NOBODYKNOWSHOWTOFACTORFORGOBLIN

GOBLINS HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIGN UP LINE UP ohhhh we have goblining to get to. See you at 3pm for a very chill calm reasonable time free of gong, flong, speedruns, shenanarchy, and mutiny of any kind. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

AHAHAH SOMETIMES THE FIRST SCHEDULE POST IS JUST FOR PRACTICE SURPRISE TWICE STREAMS ON SAT NO STREAM ON WED WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE

WELCOME TO THE PERFECTLY NORMAL FINE TIME WE WILL HAVE EXCELLENT PLANNING EVERYONE SEE YOU SOON.

#whatanicenormalweek #liveontwitch #streamschedule #itsanartstream

OH MY GOBLINS THE WEEK OF SCHEDULE MADNESS IS NEARLY OVER. We're live at NOON eastern WHAt?!?! on a sAtuRdAy?!?! WHO DID THIS?!!? THIS IS THE DAY WE COMPLETE THE ENTIRE ABRENDA EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT PLEASE BE REASONABLE. #happysaturday #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

A THURSDAY STREAM?!?! AT 10AM EASTERN?!?! TODAY it's special GIVEAWAY DAY OF GOBLIN GRATITUDE and you will let me give you presents!! ALSO IT IS MORNING SO I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE CALM AND PEACEFUL IT IS TOO EARLY FOR ANTICS. #GOODMORNINGGOBLINS #PLEASEBEREASONABLE #GIVEAWAYDAY

WHAT EVEN DAY IS IT A TUESDAY STREAM WHAT IS HAPPENING WE'RE LIVE AT 6PM EASTERN TO FORM AN ORDERLY LINE TO THE SPACE SHUTTLES BEFORE WE ROCKET RIOT THROUGH UNCHARTERED CHEESE SPACE TO JOIN THE COZMIVERSE FOR A STARLIGHT FUNDRAISER #STARLIGHTFUNDRAISER #THISWILLGOFINE #STAYWITHYOURBUDDY

WHAT IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EVER EVEN IS HAPPENING NEXT WEEK EVEN. The schedule next week is ANARCHY and time makes NO SENSE. I look forward to not knowing what day of the week it is with you all and generally being confused always #WHATSGOINGON #liveontwitch #streamschedule #whatsupthisweek

FULLY FUNCTIONAL FRIDAY YOU GOBLINS. We're live at NOON eastern recovering from Magnetgate and an entirely unreasonable leaderboard hypening so please prepare your calmest energy for A NICE SWEET ART STREAM. #everythingisfine #itsjustonfire #forfarchsake #liveontwitch

What IS the formula to factor for goblin?? Is it nado divided by binnex? The square surface of a hype hot air balloon??!? DOES THE CHEESE KNOW SOMETHING??!!? Get your thinking caps on & you your hypies pants CALMED #farch #everythingisfine #itsjustonfire #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

NEW WEEK AND A NEW CHANCE TO GET THIS GONG SHOW BACK ON TRACK. YOU are all going to sit angelically and behave reasonably and we are going to have a NICE ORDERLY WEEK. Excellent. Good plan goblins. See you soon! #LIVEONTWITCH #itsanartstream #sortof

GOBLIN SWEETS WHAT'S UP NEXT WEEK?!?! We're going to get this runaway Farch train under control that's what. Let's all channel that PRODUCTIVE PEACEFUL ENERGY you Jester Riot. #liveontwitch #streamsched #itsanartstream #sortof

OKAY. OKAY LISTEN. WE...WE CAN DO THIS... we just... we just need to get through this stream and be FUNCTIONAL FRIDAY about it today it will be FINE and we will have the spring thaw and this is going to go FINE. #HappyFriday #everythingisFINE #itsfineitsjustonfire #Farch

We will spend this WEMSDAY getting BACK ON TRACK by redirecting this shenanarhcy into resolving a Goblin Dilemma. Please put all your keyboards in the lockbox at the classroom door you can have them AFTER stream is over. PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE. #wemsday #wearenotdoingfarch #pleasebereasonable

CRAYON FUND REVEAL AND *WHERE* IN UNCHARTERED CHEESE SPACE?! MARCH IS HERE AND MANIC IS NO I JUST VACCUMED THE LEADERBOARD DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. WELCOME TO MILD-MANNERED-MINFUL-MEDITATION-MARCH AND THAT IS FINAL. #welcometomarch #pleasebereasonable #liveontwitch

MINDFUL MORE MELLOW MEDITATIVE MOST MILD. MANNERED MARCH. WE WILL HAVE A NICE ORDERLY TIME AND DO ALL OF THESE THINGS ON THE SCHEDULE AND NOTHING ELSE AND THAT IS FINAL. #everythingisfine #itsjustonfire #livestreamsched

FOR THE LOVE OF CREGG CAN YOU ALL STOP HAVING SO MUCH CAFFEINE AND SUGAR BEFORE STREAM LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS FERALUARY IN A PEACEFUL MANNER GREAT GOOD EXCELLENT PERFECT. #FERALUARYFINALE #GOBLINSPLEASE #LIVEONTWITCH