A randomly generated meme

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

I mean this true and full. There is nothing but purity and integrity in my words. Your happiness is the result of a twisted vortex of puss and blight. Your life and your world remains corrupted. You will wake up for the rest of your days knowing you will never be anything but brittle.

Realm Royale.

An adorable raccoon.

man i wish

did that like 2 years ago it rules

Gaiden nezt?

they have thrown me 30000 fucking gold and im only on chapter 4 where every shop is dirt cheap iron weapons what is up with this game

peak incoming

fe1 wooooo! i actually like this game a lot

@tupacalivecuba.bsky.social hello this is a message from your good friend Nnadnerd. I await you at the dread isle. It is has been a long time by good friend, i have been lost on the way to bern to defeat the bandits in chapter 19 within the Fog of war. I got ganked by some level 17 fighters. Help.

WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN!?

By the honorable name of Caelin, we will never fail! You'll taste the power of our knights, like cold steel in your mouth!

I'M TREMBLING WITH ANTICIPATION!

Ok. I get you have some burning hatred for fernand but chill. It is NOT cool to make up lies regarding fernand just to discredit his achievements. Just because he fought vs cartoon villains and ai generations instead of actual threatening villains doesn’t discredit his win. He is a true champion.

[ssb] copycat

hilarious that a character as shit and worthless as fernand gets to come back 8000 times because hes the writers oc donut steel. engage got crucified for this. best game in the series btw

echoes fellates alm to the point where you no longer believe anyone actually has to rein him in. and they dont. he is the only actor on the continent who actually matters. and it is disgusting

gaiden sees its main character as an individual. violent, crass, and impulsive. he discharges strength until he cannot go any further north. what is left is fragile. he is bailed by celica in ruling the nation in much the same way he was bailed by celica on the dragon mountain

its okay though. because he has considered it all. and he will rule fairly. because he is alm the first and he is a great man. it is artifice that refuses to engage with reality because it believes this little shit to be greater and more important than anything it could say. its probably right

it is said that fire emblem echoes is about thoroughly rejecting this dynamic, but this itself is a rejection of reality. alm kills rudolf and kills duma and becomes king shit. he does not reject this system; in fact, he explicitly uses this moral framework that has hurt the world before

and in spirit by obviously possessing the divine right to rule the entire time. he is essentially perfect, not impulsive or violent or human, but engaged in noble struggle the entire time

every line relating to commoners vs nobility, humans vs god, man vs power exists solely to make albine alm rudolf into an infallible ubermensch. he is noble both in action by being a wholesome 100 farmboi who the story never questions at any point

there is no one and nothing in echoes that exists for anyone or anything but alm. the false belief that echoes is at all about class conflict stems from the fact that it related to alm so heavily. so it must be important, right?

it believes its audience to be deeply and hopelessly stupid. even for a fire emblem story its expectations of its reader base is far too low for it to really say anything, which leads into my second issue: alm worship